Another Sonnet For Spring

Phooey on sonnets 'bout flowers in spring!
Those moldy crotchets are trite and cliché.
There's nothing 'bout flowers that makes me sing,
Ne'er to my love a bouquet would I bring,
She isn't keen on that stuff anyway.
Here is a list of a few other things
She coyly suggests she'd prefer I bring:
A silver Rolls Royce, a Tiffany ring,
Deed to a villa or castle in Spain.
To do so I'd have to live on a string,
And debt is a very cumbersome thing.
She smirks in reply, "No gain without pain."
If one day my love's dear neck I should wring,
Sing Sing, I hear, can be lovely in spring.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Turner Avatar
March 26, 2023 at 9:38 AM
LOL Great to see your sense of humor, Jim. The things men do to keep mama happy:)
Slaughter Avatar
March 26, 2023 at 9:47 AM
Ain't it the truth! Thanks, Daniel.
Peck Avatar
March 25, 2023 at 4:37 PM
HaHa Jim! What a fun poem to read. Loved every line. BTW - spring flowers give me asthma. :)
Slaughter Avatar
March 26, 2023 at 9:33 AM
Thanks, Ann. I have a similar problem since I moved to Missouri.
De Beaulieu Avatar
March 25, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Hello Jim, Slaughter, Thank you for the humor./Darlene\ Enjoy your evening.
De Beaulieu Avatar
March 26, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Hello Jim, Your welcome Jim. Enjoy your weekend. /Darlene\
Slaughter Avatar
March 26, 2023 at 9:32 AM
Darlene, thanks, and you're very welcome.
Ashley Avatar
March 25, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Hahaha!! Fantastic, Jim! Your poetic wit shines. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan
Slaughter Avatar
March 26, 2023 at 9:32 AM
And a very warm thank you to you, Susan.
Bauer Avatar
March 25, 2023 at 1:22 PM
ha! now THIS one actually cracked me up, jim! the last two lines are pure gold...
Slaughter Avatar
March 25, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Thanks, Ilene. I hope we'll never find out for sure.
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