Animal limericks and non-limericks

This morning, my yard was hopping with squirrels and rabbits busily shopping for pine needles, berries, and cones, perfumes, oils, and sweet colognes, to entice partners for this evening's bebopping. The fox said to the wolf in a huff. "We're making this problem way too tough. You take that goat, Sandie, and I'll take that lamb, Randy. And we'll split Porks, if that ain't enough." There was some tumultuous to do in the pouch of mommy kangaroo. The twins were jumping and springing, doing summersaults and singing, making mommy kangaroo ~ so blue. Tiny birds scooting across the street, hopping on their three-toed, little feet. A car misses them by inches ~ they'd be dead if they were finches! Tiny birds! Get off the street! Tout sweet! I chanced on a cat as big as a bear who was all covered in grizzly, brown hair. He was cornered by a mouse as big as a house! And guess who there was trembling in fear. "You look like a million bucks in your elegant white tux," said the ravenous wolf to a lamb. "But though you look pretty in it, don't think for a minute I'm not gonna eat you, cuz I am." Two smart crows peck at a road-kill cat, plucking bits of liver, lungs, and fat. Crow one inquires of crow two: "How's this feline tasting to you?" "Much finer than last week's sewer rat." A third of the ducklings is three, waddling behind Mama Shérie. If a duck is a bird, and three is a third, how many birds do you see? Bella had the ass of the ages, two hemispheres where thunder rages. And each time the thunder began, all of the baby elephants ran to shelter in their rocky cages.