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An Unexpected Delivery

A huge pregnant young lady named Jill
Bungee jumped for a bit of a thrill
When her baby flew out
Jill did scream and then shout
'Now there’s two to walk back down the hill!'

Fiction write for limerick contest
Sponsored by Cecelia Hopkins-Drewer

06-03-17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Paul Callus Date: 6/12/2017 4:23:00 PM Back with congratulations, Jan. I hope that by now baby has got over the ordeal:) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2017 4:24:00 PM Lol Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/11/2017 7:59:00 PM Congrats, Jan. I like Robert's response that she got jacked. It was a great scene. Can't believe I Had not seen it before! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2017 10:51:00 AM Thanks Andrea guess I have lost my touch lol I wrote 3 poems and kept changing my mind which one to enter ... looking at some of the poems I should have gone with my usual poop :-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 6/11/2017 6:43:00 PM Funny :) congratulations on your win ~* Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2017 10:51:00 AM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Johnson Date: 6/4/2017 9:56:00 PM Now that Jill got Jacked. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/5/2017 9:11:00 AM lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 6/4/2017 11:59:00 AM Lol! Jan, this is hilarious. I'm with Paul, I could just imagine the scene. This one caused me to bust out laughing. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis PS, You should write a book of limericks. Because you are that good! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/5/2017 9:12:00 AM who would have ever thought we would be writing books Alexis - out of my hubbies cancer something amazing has happened in my life!:-) hugs Jan xx Alexis Y. Date: 6/4/2017 12:26:00 PM Me too. Let me know when the book is out. So I can get a copy:-) Alexis Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2017 12:16:00 PM I'm working on the book Alexis - will just be an e book of one's I've posted on soup and a few other funny poems:-) hugs Jan I am SO glad you are back here with us my friend:-):-) xx

Paul Callus Date: 6/4/2017 11:52:00 AM I'm imagining this, Jan, and it's hilarious:) Jack is in for a surprise! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2017 12:15:00 PM ha ha ha yes they shouldn't have gone up the hill n the first place lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 6/4/2017 7:59:00 AM LOL, a sure winner here x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2017 9:04:00 AM If not sure what the sponsor is expecting so I played safe and didn't do bawdy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Darren White Date: 6/4/2017 7:55:00 AM That brings the strangest image in my mind, but not going to write that down here 0.o.... Great limerick, Jan :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2017 9:03:00 AM ha ha ha Darren it sure made me laugh writing it:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 6/4/2017 7:05:00 AM Lol...great Lim Jan's Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2017 7:35:00 AM Cheers Tim I ended up writing three and couldn't decide which one to choose but this is the one I'm putting in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel Date: 6/4/2017 6:19:00 AM Very innovative thought, Jan, ha ha:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2017 6:32:00 AM If only it was that simple lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 6/4/2017 4:20:00 AM That is an innovative way of delivering a baby dear Jan! You should copyright it! haha! Good luck my friend! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2017 4:29:00 AM Ha ha ha its probably not recommended by midwives lol:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Pettit Date: 6/3/2017 9:10:00 PM Tell Jill, that such a jump can kill. Then it won't be much of a thrill. You are producing good writes still. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/4/2017 3:35:00 AM Thanks for the kind comment Robert - I have learned a lot since I wrote my first poem in Nov 2013 - I love the limerick form it appeals to my sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Gail Debole Date: 6/3/2017 7:13:00 PM Hi Jan, Love this! Clever and funny. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/3/2017 7:23:00 PM Thanks Gail:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 6/3/2017 4:55:00 PM Lol...Nicely done Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/3/2017 4:57:00 PM Thanks Joseph I wrote 3 poems for the contest but I will stick with this one now :-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 6/3/2017 4:09:00 PM I love this. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/3/2017 4:12:00 PM Aww thanks Dale I have written 3 limericks today each one I was putting in the contest but this is my final choice and I'm not changing my mind again - just a crazy idea that would never happen lol but that's poetic licence for you - I think mine is about to be revoked lol:-) hugs Jan xx