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All's Fair In Love and Hair

There was a man from you-know-where
Who liked his ladies bare, down there
He met a bald gal
Who said, 'Call me Al'
Showing more, down there, than just hair!

5/26/19

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Suzanne Delaney

March 22, 2023 at 1:06 PM

Oh Michelle: You are a naughty girl LOLMy hubby is wondering why I look flushed. Oh I am just reading Limericks,I said. Congrats on meeting the humorous criteria. SuZ

Ann Peck

March 15, 2023 at 9:26 AM

Oh my (blush blush) :). This is really cute and clever, Michelle. Congratulations!!

Andrea Dietrich

March 13, 2023 at 4:47 PM

This is nearly perfect, michelle. Sorry, I almost gave it a first place. LOVE it. Congrats in my contest.

Tom Cunningham

June 13, 2019 at 2:22 AM

some of these just scraped through the censor's lol. Doesn't come any bawdier than this. Congratulations on your win Michelle. Tom

Gershon Wolf

June 12, 2019 at 9:12 PM

Back with congratulations on this classy bit of limericikiousness! You really deserve(d) the top prize. :) gw

Jan Allison

June 12, 2019 at 3:55 PM

Dropping back to say congrats on your win Michelle, i just love that clever title too :-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

June 12, 2019 at 2:43 PM

Congratulations! Very well executed; perfect to send Donald Trump for Independence Day! Aloha! Rico

Connie Marcum Wong

June 12, 2019 at 12:06 PM

This one is hilarious Michelle. It is very deserving of your top win. Congratulations! : ) xxoo

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 12, 2019 at 8:00 AM

Congratulations on a fabulous win. I love IT Michelle. :)))) xomo!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 12, 2019 at 7:59 AM

L O L ! ! ! ;D

Ralph Sergi

June 12, 2019 at 7:48 AM

Congratulations, Michelle! A very bawdy win!

Tania Kitchin

June 12, 2019 at 4:36 AM

Michelle, congratulations on your first place win with your fun limerick!

Kim Rodrigues

June 11, 2019 at 9:23 PM

What’s hangings not hair down there. Congrats, Michelle, on a humorous bawdy write!

Caren Krutsinger

June 7, 2019 at 1:43 AM

Wow! So startlingly funny!

Anisha Dutta

June 1, 2019 at 4:45 AM

Really enjoyed. All the best

M. L. Kiser

May 30, 2019 at 3:47 PM

That's bawdy! Great Limerick.

Michelle Faulkner

May 31, 2019 at 4:36 PM

Much appreciate that, thank you, M.L.

Lindsay Laurie

May 27, 2019 at 11:28 PM

G'day Michelle … great. Your limerick certainly brought on a chuckle - thank you - Lindsay

Michelle Faulkner

May 28, 2019 at 9:06 PM

Glad to hear it, Lindsay :)

Freddie Robinson Jr.

May 27, 2019 at 9:00 AM

Really ribald ... lol ... pardon the pun, Michelle! Hair-larious limrick! You stethoscope love tapped me ol' pelvic funny bone. It's a bawdy shame. Sorry, you got me on a belly roll. Sensational piece of word art. Love and smiles and smiles of joy always.

Michelle Faulkner

May 28, 2019 at 9:08 PM

Your comments are practically poems all by themselves, thanks, Freddie!