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All's Fair in Love and Hair

There was a man from you-know-where
Who liked his ladies bare, down there
He met a bald gal
Who said, 'Call me Al'
Showing more, down there, than just hair!

5/26/19

Lines 1, 2 and 5 - 8 syllables

Lines 3 and 4 - 5 syllables

For Bawdy Limerick PG-13 contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchen


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Date: 6/13/2019 2:22:00 AM
some of these just scraped through the censor's lol. Doesn't come any bawdier than this. Congratulations on your win Michelle. Tom
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Date: 6/12/2019 9:12:00 PM
Back with congratulations on this classy bit of limericikiousness! You really deserve(d) the top prize. :) gw
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Date: 6/12/2019 3:55:00 PM
Dropping back to say congrats on your win Michelle, i just love that clever title too :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/12/2019 2:43:00 PM
Congratulations! Very well executed; perfect to send Donald Trump for Independence Day! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 6/12/2019 12:06:00 PM
This one is hilarious Michelle. It is very deserving of your top win. Congratulations! : ) xxoo
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Date: 6/12/2019 8:00:00 AM
Congratulations on a fabulous win. I love IT Michelle. :)))) xomo!
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Date: 6/12/2019 7:59:00 AM
L O L ! ! ! ;D
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Date: 6/12/2019 7:48:00 AM
Congratulations, Michelle! A very bawdy win!
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Date: 6/12/2019 4:36:00 AM
Michelle, congratulations on your first place win with your fun limerick!
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Date: 6/11/2019 9:23:00 PM
What’s hangings not hair down there. Congrats, Michelle, on a humorous bawdy write!
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Date: 6/7/2019 1:43:00 AM
Wow! So startlingly funny!
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Date: 6/1/2019 4:45:00 AM
Really enjoyed. All the best
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Date: 5/30/2019 3:47:00 PM
That's bawdy! Great Limerick.
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/31/2019 4:36:00 PM
Much appreciate that, thank you, M.L.
Date: 5/27/2019 11:28:00 PM
G'day Michelle … great. Your limerick certainly brought on a chuckle - thank you - Lindsay
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:06:00 PM
Glad to hear it, Lindsay :)
Date: 5/27/2019 9:00:00 AM
Really ribald ... lol ... pardon the pun, Michelle! Hair-larious limrick! You stethoscope love tapped me ol' pelvic funny bone. It's a bawdy shame. Sorry, you got me on a belly roll. Sensational piece of word art. Love and smiles and smiles of joy always.
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:08:00 PM
Your comments are practically poems all by themselves, thanks, Freddie!
Date: 5/27/2019 5:27:00 AM
omg bawdiness at its best lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:10:00 PM
Happy you like it, Jan-
Date: 5/26/2019 8:44:00 PM
Eeks... Nicely done!
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:10:00 PM
Eeks is the word for it!
Date: 5/26/2019 7:19:00 PM
Whoa! This is as bawdy as they come---but classy bawdy. See it next in the winner's circle. Superb! ~ gw
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Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:11:00 PM
Thanks for your classy comment, gw!