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All's Fair in Love and Hair

There was a man from you-know-where
Who liked his ladies bare, down there
He met a bald gal
Who said, 'Call me Al'
Showing more, down there, than just hair!

5/26/19

Lines 1, 2 and 5 - 8 syllables

Lines 3 and 4 - 5 syllables

For Bawdy Limerick PG-13 contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchen

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/13/2019 2:22:00 AM

some of these just scraped through the censor's lol. Doesn't come any bawdier than this. Congratulations on your win Michelle. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/12/2019 9:12:00 PM

Back with congratulations on this classy bit of limericikiousness! You really deserve(d) the top prize. :) gw

JAN ALLISON

Date: 6/12/2019 3:55:00 PM

Dropping back to say congrats on your win Michelle, i just love that clever title too :-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 6/12/2019 2:43:00 PM

Congratulations! Very well executed; perfect to send Donald Trump for Independence Day! Aloha! Rico

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/12/2019 12:06:00 PM

This one is hilarious Michelle. It is very deserving of your top win. Congratulations! : ) xxoo

Maureen McGreavy

Date: 6/12/2019 8:00:00 AM

Congratulations on a fabulous win. I love IT Michelle. :)))) xomo!

Maureen McGreavy

Date: 6/12/2019 7:59:00 AM

L O L ! ! ! ;D

Ralph Sergi

Date: 6/12/2019 7:48:00 AM

Congratulations, Michelle! A very bawdy win!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/12/2019 4:36:00 AM

Michelle, congratulations on your first place win with your fun limerick!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/11/2019 9:23:00 PM

What’s hangings not hair down there. Congrats, Michelle, on a humorous bawdy write!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 6/7/2019 1:43:00 AM

Wow! So startlingly funny!

Anisha Dutta

Date: 6/1/2019 4:45:00 AM

Really enjoyed. All the best

M. L. Kiser

Date: 5/30/2019 3:47:00 PM

That's bawdy! Great Limerick.

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/31/2019 4:36:00 PM

Much appreciate that, thank you, M.L.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/27/2019 11:28:00 PM

G'day Michelle … great. Your limerick certainly brought on a chuckle - thank you - Lindsay

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:06:00 PM

Glad to hear it, Lindsay :)

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 5/27/2019 9:00:00 AM

Really ribald ... lol ... pardon the pun, Michelle! Hair-larious limrick! You stethoscope love tapped me ol' pelvic funny bone. It's a bawdy shame. Sorry, you got me on a belly roll. Sensational piece of word art. Love and smiles and smiles of joy always.

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:08:00 PM

Your comments are practically poems all by themselves, thanks, Freddie!

JAN ALLISON

Date: 5/27/2019 5:27:00 AM

omg bawdiness at its best lol:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:10:00 PM

Happy you like it, Jan-

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/26/2019 8:44:00 PM

Eeks... Nicely done!

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:10:00 PM

Eeks is the word for it!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/26/2019 7:19:00 PM

Whoa! This is as bawdy as they come---but classy bawdy. See it next in the winner's circle. Superb! ~ gw

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/28/2019 9:11:00 PM

Thanks for your classy comment, gw!

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All's Fair in Love and Hair