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All's Fair In Love and Hair

There was a man from you-know-where
Who liked his ladies bare, down there
He met a bald gal
Who said, 'Call me Al'
Showing more, down there, than just hair!

5/26/19

Copyright © Michelle Faulkner | Year Posted 2019

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Suzanne Delaney Date: 3/22/2023 1:06:00 PM Oh Michelle: You are a naughty girl LOLMy hubby is wondering why I look flushed. Oh I am just reading Limericks,I said. Congrats on meeting the humorous criteria. SuZ Login to Reply

Ann Peck Date: 3/15/2023 9:26:00 AM Oh my (blush blush) :). This is really cute and clever, Michelle. Congratulations!! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/13/2023 4:47:00 PM This is nearly perfect, michelle. Sorry, I almost gave it a first place. LOVE it. Congrats in my contest. Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/13/2019 2:22:00 AM some of these just scraped through the censor's lol. Doesn't come any bawdier than this. Congratulations on your win Michelle. Tom Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 6/12/2019 9:12:00 PM Back with congratulations on this classy bit of limericikiousness! You really deserve(d) the top prize. :) gw Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 3:55:00 PM Dropping back to say congrats on your win Michelle, i just love that clever title too :-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 6/12/2019 2:43:00 PM Congratulations! Very well executed; perfect to send Donald Trump for Independence Day! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 6/12/2019 12:06:00 PM This one is hilarious Michelle. It is very deserving of your top win. Congratulations! : ) xxoo Login to Reply

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/12/2019 8:00:00 AM Congratulations on a fabulous win. I love IT Michelle. :)))) xomo! Login to Reply

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/12/2019 7:59:00 AM L O L ! ! ! ;D Login to Reply

Ralph Sergi Date: 6/12/2019 7:48:00 AM Congratulations, Michelle! A very bawdy win! Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 6/12/2019 4:36:00 AM Michelle, congratulations on your first place win with your fun limerick! Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 6/11/2019 9:23:00 PM What’s hangings not hair down there. Congrats, Michelle, on a humorous bawdy write! Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 6/7/2019 1:43:00 AM Wow! So startlingly funny! Login to Reply

Anisha Dutta Date: 6/1/2019 4:45:00 AM Really enjoyed. All the best Login to Reply

M. L. Kiser Date: 5/30/2019 3:47:00 PM That's bawdy! Great Limerick. Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/31/2019 4:36:00 PM Much appreciate that, thank you, M.L.

Lindsay Laurie Date: 5/27/2019 11:28:00 PM G'day Michelle … great. Your limerick certainly brought on a chuckle - thank you - Lindsay Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/28/2019 9:06:00 PM Glad to hear it, Lindsay :)

Freddie Robinson Jr. Date: 5/27/2019 9:00:00 AM Really ribald ... lol ... pardon the pun, Michelle! Hair-larious limrick! You stethoscope love tapped me ol' pelvic funny bone. It's a bawdy shame. Sorry, you got me on a belly roll. Sensational piece of word art. Love and smiles and smiles of joy always. Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/28/2019 9:08:00 PM Your comments are practically poems all by themselves, thanks, Freddie!

Jan Allison Date: 5/27/2019 5:27:00 AM omg bawdiness at its best lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/28/2019 9:10:00 PM Happy you like it, Jan-

Kim Rodrigues Date: 5/26/2019 8:44:00 PM Eeks... Nicely done! Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/28/2019 9:10:00 PM Eeks is the word for it!

Gershon Wolf Date: 5/26/2019 7:19:00 PM Whoa! This is as bawdy as they come---but classy bawdy. See it next in the winner's circle. Superb! ~ gw Login to Reply Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/28/2019 9:11:00 PM Thanks for your classy comment, gw!