A Series of Limericks
We have Poet Destroyer in the lead
She will take out your heart and make it bleed
She has a big smile
Drives all the boys wild
She is the poet we all do need
There is a tipsy man named Arthur
Who tried to get all the girls to purr
He drew up his sword
When he gets too bored
To show the girls his wordly allure
Tim is the romantic one we seek
He tells of how life makes him weak
He is kind and sweet
Charming and real neat
The ladies all listen when he'll speak
There was a young dirty ****
Who had small boobs and no butt
She walked like a boy
Which gave her no joy
and was teased that she was a mutt
A beautiful lady with brown eyes
Had bosoms pointing up to the skies
She wiggled her waist
showing off a taste
of what was between her silky thighs
A dirty old man lived down the block
Every night he walked at eight o' clock
Whistled at ladies
He spoke real shady
In his pocket he carried his rock
A young girl who lived in the woods
Played with all the cops and the hoods
Big long guns they all had
Making the young girl glad
She let them all play with her goods
Little Timmy could do no wrong
With the girls he would sing a song
He was a smart lad
Making the girls glad
When he played pocket ping pong
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Ct Duet | Year Posted 2014
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