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A Quick Plan - Bawdy

The very first time Will got himself laid Thanks to a willing, beautiful young maid, He made a quick plan To act like a man And the next one, well, she wouldn’t get paid. written January 17, 2022

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Robert Gorelick

Date: 1/18/2022 1:47:00 PM

How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her...funny!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/18/2022 4:26:00 PM

Oh, no! Don't do that. She's probably worth every penny. LOL

Mike Gentile

Date: 1/18/2022 12:13:00 PM

Good one Milt! Everyone has to start somewhere!!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/18/2022 4:26:00 PM

You are so right about that, Mike.

Terry Miller

Date: 1/18/2022 8:55:00 AM

Very funny Milton!!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/18/2022 12:00:00 PM

Thanks, Terry. Yep, next time he'll have a real lady friend, and he won't have to go to a prostitute. I hope!

Craig Bowden

Date: 1/18/2022 3:15:00 AM

Ha ha, love it. We all pay in the end.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/18/2022 8:03:00 AM

I was thinking next time maybe he wouldn't be going to a lady of the evening, Craig. That just maybe he might have a willing partner.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/17/2022 10:53:00 PM

Lol not even a box of chocolates for her trouble. Tom

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/18/2022 8:04:00 AM

Well, Tom, if he was really good, there would be no trouble at all on her part. At least it wouldn't be a sex for pay situation.

Bill Baker

Date: 1/17/2022 10:27:00 PM

Very good Limerick, Milt. Humorous and many times accurate. lol Have a great week, my friend. Bill