A Man and His Tools

A man with a power-tool in his hand
I don’t care if it’s a drill,or something with which to sand.

Give him a power tool each and every day
Remove his shirt and oil him, that’s all that I can say.

He doesn’t need muscles that are rippling all about
Just a power tool gets me going, without a shadow of a doubt.

A walk up the street I see a man and his Kango hammer
It gets me all hot and dreamy, my words in a stammer.

Give him a drill I don’t care if it’s not plugged in
My heart misses a beat and he could make me sin.

So thanks to the gods that sent us power tools
Even if he can’t use them to me they are such jewels.

Power tools  are sexy and I love them to bits
There’s a man across the road, and the tool pattern he fits.

He has a power drill on his shoulder, hedge cutters in his hand
I’ll finish this one  later - I hope you’ll understand.

For nette's SEXY Competition
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Horsman Avatar
October 19, 2012 at 8:51 AM
this is so clever, Mandy, i just love these ambiguious poems, Ín the nicest possible way'
Pettit Avatar
February 8, 2012 at 7:34 AM
Black and Decker would probably be interested in using this poem in the advertising. It is both sexy and suggestive. This is interesting to say the least.
Nelson Avatar
February 7, 2012 at 10:42 AM
outstanding, cute, and generated a giggle. I was not sure exactly where you were going to go with this, but you kept it clean lol! Thanks for sharing
Mjelde Avatar
February 5, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Great written, always fun to read something different than other poets write! Very good and hillarious reading! Keep it up! and good luck in the contest! oxox love Laila
Ronthorpe Avatar
February 3, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Awesome write. Sexy and suggestive. Sounds like a winner to me. Best of luck in Nette's contest. S.Ronthorpe
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 4, 2012 at 2:32 AM
Thanks Sam, and thank you for looking as well as the comment xx
Dietrich Avatar
February 2, 2012 at 9:30 PM
hahaha, you are AWESOME. I love this kind of writing, So clever and funny!!!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 3, 2012 at 1:32 AM
Don't think I've been called Awesome before, thanks for that x
Lane Avatar
February 1, 2012 at 12:48 PM
One of my wife's favorite pictures of me is from when we were first married. I was trimming the front bushes with a circular saw. It was one of my three tools at the time.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 1, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Ooh if you have collected more I am on my way x
Dufresne Avatar
February 1, 2012 at 11:35 AM
this is hillarious Mandy... love it and good luck in the contest. I'm sure it will do well. Excuse me for a moment... got to don my tool belt complete with drill, power saw, sawzall, sander, power planer and grinder...... now if someone would just help me up....
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 1, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Thank you Robert, I'll give you a hand if you are tooled upxx
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