Tammy Reams Poet Rhyme

A 'Little' Black Dress

Never wear a little black dress that looks in distress or to compressed
it should always impress and softly caress. 

If you wear a small but your a triple X and the length just fits under your derriere
you will surely start to unpack and start to attract.

Sitting is a challenge as you start to scoot down
you know your on a countdown and hoping for no breakdown.

At last you've hit touchdown as you take a deep breath
Only to hear a snap and pop as something starts to unlock from your famous squat.

Your self esteem has just dropped as you start to rock
from side to side you sway 'Do I sit or do I stay' as you start to pray.
                                                                                                                         With great poise and hoping for very little noise
You race for the door knowing you have to abort
taking the tablecloth with you as you deport.

1/25/15      T Reams             1st Place

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Edward Ebbs March 21, 2015 at 9:25 AM Congrats on your win...the changes of life. I still have my 36X34 jeans, I am wearing 38X34 jeans and its a battle. I keep looking at the 36 jeans remembering that is where I want to be. Smiles :) Tammy Reams March 21, 2015 at 11:05 AM Thank you! It's called age. We all gain weight as we get older and other things start to drop aswell. Thanks again.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma March 19, 2015 at 11:42 PM Wow lovely write so full of life Tammy! Congrats on big win! Tammy Reams March 20, 2015 at 7:33 AM Thank you very much Dr. Upma for the very nice comment.

Poet Destroyer A March 19, 2015 at 12:27 PM TAMMY, Congratulations on your awesome win..... Luv ~LINDA~ Tammy Reams March 19, 2015 at 1:42 PM Thank you Poet Destroyer for the congrats.

Lindsay Laurie January 29, 2015 at 8:30 PM G'day Tammy... You had my imagination running wild here Tammy; for the humorous steps taken without having to pay for them. Well done Tammy - Lindsay Tammy Reams March 19, 2015 at 1:41 PM Thank you very much for the nice comment Lindsay.

Jan Allison January 25, 2015 at 1:06 PM I am thankful this has never happened to me lol - great imagery in this humourous write:-) Hugs jan xx Tammy Reams January 26, 2015 at 5:03 AM Thank you Jan. Hugs back to you!

Emile Pinet January 25, 2015 at 12:22 PM This jerks at our funny bone in innocent fun. The imagery and story line presented are humorous and strikes a cord of familiarity in our collective memories. Emile. Tammy Reams January 26, 2015 at 5:06 AM I was hoping not to hurt anyone in this write. I have had my share of mishaps along the way. Thank you for the great comment.