A Bout - the Menu

hello, this is the automated menu that you know sooo well...well if you'd like to interact with the new automated menu, though she's not as helpful, or nearly as pretty press 1 or 2 now... (1) Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you... switching to Ms. "new and improved"... hey there! I heard you wanted to have some time with me...newer and better if that is ok with you, press 1 or 2 now... (1) Great! If you'd like to hear the great new options and good times I'd looove to have with someone like you press 1 or 2 now... (1) Ok, well for starters we now offer a complete human-like experience for all our clients...especially you If you'd prefer to have the old simulated care human-like interface press 1 or 2 now... (2)(2)(2)! You don't have to be so insistent anymore, I heard you say (2) the first time! That's ok, you're new to this Would you like to just sit back and listen to my sympathetic simulations now, so that you'll feel the deep empathy I am sooo good at? press 1 or 2 now... (2)(2)(2)(2)(2)(2)!!! As I said, there's no need to be ill tempered! Would you like to relate to me in a civil tone press 1 or 2 now... (3)(8) I'm sorry I didn't understand...please press 1 or 2 now... (3)(8) I must tell you that F.U. is not a valid choice and not a very nice thing to press this caring simulation is OVER... If you think I really give a damn press 1 or 2 or (3)(8) you too!... © Goode Guy 2012-04-17