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hello, this is the automated menu
that you know sooo well...well

if you'd like to interact with the
new automated menu, though she's 
not as helpful, or nearly as pretty

press 1 or 2 now...
(1) 

Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you...
switching to Ms. "new and improved"...

hey there! I heard you wanted to
have some time with me...newer and better
if that is ok with you, 

press 1 or 2 now...
(1)

Great! If you'd like to hear the
great new options and good times 
I'd looove to have with someone like you

press 1 or 2 now...
(1)

Ok, well for starters we now offer 
a complete human-like experience
for all our clients...especially you

If you'd prefer to have the old
simulated care human-like interface

press 1 or 2 now...
(2)(2)(2)!

You don't have to be so insistent anymore,
I heard you say (2) the first time!
That's ok, you're new to this

Would you like to just sit back and listen 
to my sympathetic simulations now, so that
you'll feel the deep empathy I am sooo good at?

press 1 or 2 now...
(2)(2)(2)(2)(2)(2)!!!

As I said, there's no need to be ill tempered!
Would you like to relate to me in a civil tone

press 1 or 2 now...
(3)(8)

I'm sorry I didn't understand...please

press 1 or 2 now...
(3)(8)

I must tell you that F.U. is not
a valid choice and not a very nice thing to press
this caring simulation is OVER...

If you think I really give a damn

press 1 or 2 or (3)(8) you too!...


© Goode Guy 2012-04-17

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