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The Middle Riddle

My shower was quite commonplace. I'd always start out at my face And carry on south To my feet from my mouth At an even and moderate pace. But I used to be bold! I won't have it To be such a slave unto habit! I'll change right around, Go upward, not down And escape from the fate of poor Babbit! Since then I am free as a clown. I can suds going up, going down! But if I wake in the middle, It's a heck of a riddle: Do I head for the seat or the crown?

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Date: 10/13/2022 3:59:00 PM
Thanks, Terry, but I have no chance of out-humoring you! Elizabeth
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Date: 10/13/2022 3:50:00 PM
Can’t beat a good Limerick, and this is well good… and clean too…. We’ll, in the middle at least! Ha ha. Terry
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Date: 9/18/2022 10:15:00 AM
Oh, the challenges of personal hygiene! This is delightful, Elizabeth.
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Date: 9/14/2022 5:50:00 PM
Enjoyed reading this Elizabeth lol
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Elizabeth Mccann
Date: 9/14/2022 7:08:00 PM
Glad you had a laugh, Michael. Always nice to hear from you. Elizabeth
Date: 9/14/2022 5:43:00 AM
Cute one. Got a needed chuckle out of. Sara
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Elizabeth Mccann
Date: 9/14/2022 7:09:00 PM
Me, too. Fun to do! Elizabeth
Date: 9/13/2022 9:12:00 AM
Delightful, Dear Poetess. :-)
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Elizabeth Mccann
Date: 9/13/2022 5:02:00 PM
And delightful comment! I was led to your poems and greatly rewarded! Elizabeth
Date: 9/12/2022 6:42:00 AM
Another LOL limerick Elizabeth! Linda
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Elizabeth Mccann
Date: 9/13/2022 5:03:00 PM
Such a pleasure to hear from you, Linda! Elizabeth
Date: 9/12/2022 3:35:00 AM
An entertaining riddle! Thanks. (Oh, I love suds!)
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Date: 9/10/2022 8:48:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha! By the authority no one in his right mind would ever invest in me, I hereby crown you 'Queen of Suds.' ~ Wizard of Wolfdom
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Elizabeth Mccann
Date: 9/12/2022 8:22:00 PM
Thank goodness! I've been in terrible need of a wizard. Any second sentence here is going to get me into trouble so I'll just go. (I'm tking the crown, of course.) Lizzy
Date: 9/10/2022 6:17:00 PM
Lol, I enjoyed your Limerick Elizabeth..
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:45:00 AM
Enjoyed! Aloha!
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Elizabeth Mccann
Date: 9/10/2022 1:52:00 PM
Whoops! Missed on that one! Onya, Rico!
Date: 9/9/2022 11:43:00 PM
Funny , quirky poem Elizabeth! Enjoyed….Debx
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Elizabeth Mccann
Date: 9/10/2022 1:53:00 PM
Thanks, Deb! Just having a play! Elizabeth

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