The Middle Riddle

My shower was quite commonplace.
I'd always start out at my face
And carry on south
To my feet from my mouth
At an even and moderate pace.

But I used to be bold! I won't have it
To be such a slave unto habit!
I'll change right around,
Go upward, not down
And escape from the fate of poor Babbit!

Since then I am free as a clown.
I can suds going up, going down!
But if I wake in the middle,
It's a heck of a riddle:
Do I head for the seat or the crown?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Mccann Avatar
October 13, 2022 at 3:59 PM
Thanks, Terry, but I have no chance of out-humoring you! Elizabeth
Flood Avatar
October 13, 2022 at 3:50 PM
Can’t beat a good Limerick, and this is well good… and clean too…. We’ll, in the middle at least! Ha ha. Terry
Slaughter Avatar
September 18, 2022 at 10:15 AM
Oh, the challenges of personal hygiene! This is delightful, Elizabeth.
Tor Avatar
September 14, 2022 at 5:50 PM
Enjoyed reading this Elizabeth lol
Mccann Avatar
September 14, 2022 at 7:08 PM
Glad you had a laugh, Michael. Always nice to hear from you. Elizabeth
Kendrick Avatar
September 14, 2022 at 5:43 AM
Cute one. Got a needed chuckle out of. Sara
Mccann Avatar
September 14, 2022 at 7:09 PM
Me, too. Fun to do! Elizabeth
Parker Avatar
September 13, 2022 at 9:12 AM
Delightful, Dear Poetess. :-)
Mccann Avatar
September 13, 2022 at 5:02 PM
And delightful comment! I was led to your poems and greatly rewarded! Elizabeth
Fowler Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 6:42 AM
Another LOL limerick Elizabeth! Linda
Mccann Avatar
September 13, 2022 at 5:03 PM
Such a pleasure to hear from you, Linda! Elizabeth
John Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 3:35 AM
An entertaining riddle! Thanks. (Oh, I love suds!)
Wolf Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 8:48 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha! By the authority no one in his right mind would ever invest in me, I hereby crown you 'Queen of Suds.' ~ Wizard of Wolfdom
Mccann Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 8:22 PM
Thank goodness! I've been in terrible need of a wizard. Any second sentence here is going to get me into trouble so I'll just go. (I'm tking the crown, of course.) Lizzy
May Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 6:17 PM
Lol, I enjoyed your Limerick Elizabeth..
Leffanta Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 11:45 AM
Enjoyed! Aloha!
Mccann Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 1:52 PM
Whoops! Missed on that one! Onya, Rico!
M  Avatar
September 9, 2022 at 11:43 PM
Funny , quirky poem Elizabeth! Enjoyed….Debx
Mccann Avatar
September 10, 2022 at 1:53 PM
Thanks, Deb! Just having a play! Elizabeth
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