Frank and Beans - Heads up! May be a bit graphic for some

Like a tiny volcano rumbling down low His stomach was active and ready to blow He'd eaten a plate of frankfurters and beans And now wished he'd chosen the chicken with greens With pressure still building and belly now tight His foo-foo valve finally gave up the fight The shorts that he wore couldn't muffle the boom And the smell that it left quickly emptied the room It stunk like an outhouse and old rotten eggs But the worst from this blowout now covered his legs So always be mindful when eating those beans And dont trust a fart as it could soil your jeans