Cockroaches of the Universe

There were elephants and bees... wild salmon, slugs, and trees The Lord had blessed with Mother Nature as their nurse. Along with flowers, birds and bats... jelly fish and tiger cats To make this planet more ominifarious and diverse. The Lord had algorithms to equate and ecosystems to create All done at quite the hectic pace. But all ruined when he stumbled and spectacularly fumbled When against his better judgement... he made the Human race. The Lord's embarrassment was such... he didn't visit much But was later compelled to take a peek... he saw The weather getting warmer with a MacDonald's on every corner... It was enough to make a Deity want to freak. The place in need of some repair... with pollution everywhere With the forests and meadows now in deep decline. But the thing that got his goat and really rocked his boat... There was a Starbucks in the Church of the Divine. The Lord in some revulsion considered our expulsion But brought forth Salvation to improve our cosmic brand. However... we compounded his frustration by flirting with damnation Embracing vile habits sure to force his hand. The Lord unleashed pandemics and eruptions.. epidemics and disruptions As the Human Race in all its glory remained perverse. But nothing seemed to work... against our oddities and quirks Making us the cockroaches of the known Universe. The Lord bent on elimination of our unseemly infestation Pondered many years before he gave a shout. The solution right before his eyes... prepared to say goodbye As Monkey Pox was sure to wipe us out. Yes... Monkey Pox was sure to wipe us out. Now to those who doubt the Lord his gender as a Male Should not prevail and give their head a twist. For it the Lord was something other... or something quite another... There'd be more flowers and the Human race would not exist.