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There were elephants and bees... wild salmon, slugs, and trees
            The Lord had blessed with Mother Nature as their nurse.
          Along with flowers, birds and bats... jelly fish and tiger cats
                To make this planet more ominifarious and diverse.
         
        The Lord had algorithms to equate and ecosystems to create
                            All done at quite the hectic pace.
         But all ruined when he stumbled and spectacularly fumbled
      When against his better judgement... he made the Human race.
          
          The Lord's embarrassment was such... he didn't visit much
                 But was later compelled to take a peek... he saw
      The weather getting warmer with a MacDonald's on every corner...
                   It was enough to make a Deity want to freak.

        The place in need of some repair... with pollution everywhere
              With the forests and meadows now in deep decline.
          But the thing that got his goat and really rocked his boat...
               There was a Starbucks in the Church of the Divine.

             The Lord in some revulsion considered our expulsion       
           But brought forth Salvation to improve our cosmic brand.
   However... we compounded his frustration by flirting with damnation
                   Embracing vile habits sure to force his hand.

The Lord unleashed pandemics and eruptions.. epidemics and disruptions
              As the Human Race in all its glory remained perverse.
        But nothing seemed to work... against our oddities and quirks
                Making us the cockroaches of the known Universe.

           The Lord bent on elimination of our unseemly infestation
                   Pondered many years before he gave a shout.
        The solution right before his eyes... prepared to say goodbye
                       As Monkey Pox was sure to wipe us out.
                     Yes... Monkey Pox was sure to wipe us out.
            
             Now to those who doubt the Lord his gender as a Male
                   Should not prevail and give their head a twist.
     For it the Lord was something other... or something quite another...
        There'd be more flowers and the Human race would not exist.
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