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St Peter says user name and password don'r match

On Tuesday night, Nick died quietly at home in his bed He left a grieving wife and their two adult children After a long and indescribable journey he reached his goal He was well received by St. Peter "A simple question before you can go through the gate, said St. Peter to enter the kingdom of heaven, I must have your username and password " Nick always had trouble remembering numbers He tried with his own name and date of birth "Sorry, that's wrong," St. Peter answered His wife's name and their street number ... he had to try it "No, it does not fit," St. Peter shakes his head and said, "you only have three chances ... your last try" Nick started to sweat ... Date of birth to the children - (he did not remember) Bank code ? Car number ? Door code ? mia 2045 - ... pia 7822 ... - happiness 5090 cat ... 4456 - ... sun 1087 ... - stone 5344 ... ? ? ? Nick, was completely empty for more suggestions "Dear St. Peter, please call my wife she always remember a number " St. Peter : "Sorry my friend ... goodbye" 20.03.2018 Sun :) A-L Andresen :) Copyright © All Rights Reserved

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Manmath Dalei

Date: 3/23/2018 1:01:00 PM

Really funny. Keep it up......hugs....//Manmath

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 4/8/2018 1:06:00 PM

- Glad you liked it, Manmath :) - Thank you for your visit and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Joseph May

Date: 3/23/2018 12:19:00 PM

A humorous write Anne...Very nicely written..

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 4/8/2018 1:05:00 PM

- Thanks for the lovely comment, Joseph :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Winged Warrior

Date: 3/22/2018 8:17:00 PM

This is so good Anne-Lise...and I love the pic...how many passwords and U.N do we have to remember...sometimes I can't even remember my name lol...stay in the light...a fav for me...^WW^

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 4/8/2018 1:05:00 PM

- Thanks for the lovely comment and the fav, W.W. :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/22/2018 8:13:00 PM

bye bye to that forgetful guy. Fun one, Anne Lise.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/23/2018 9:08:00 AM

- Thanks for the great comment, Andrea :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Liam Mcdaid

Date: 3/22/2018 9:44:00 AM

even i have problems with passwords smiling excellent pen anne lise i pray you have a blessed weekend

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/23/2018 6:02:00 AM

- Thanks for the lovely comment, Liam :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Fj Thomas

Date: 3/21/2018 8:09:00 PM

Lolol many of us would be in trouble in that scenario! Good one Anne-Lise!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/23/2018 6:02:00 AM

- Thanks for the lovely comment, Shadow :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Carol B.

Date: 3/20/2018 5:58:00 PM

I can relate to the poor guy. I have so many passwords. Drives me crazy at times lol. Thanks for the chuckle :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:42:00 PM

- I write them down and forget where I put the paper :))) - Thanks for the lovely comment, Carol :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Niall Fulham

Date: 3/20/2018 4:37:00 PM

Hi Anne-Lise , I would think in the future we would be given a bar code tattoo that would open doors and do cash transactions ;))) Hugs ~Niall

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:40:00 PM

- A good idea, Niall :) - Thanks for the lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Mike Hauser

Date: 3/20/2018 4:03:00 PM

;0)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:39:00 PM

- Thanks for the lovely smile, Mike :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Nette Onclaud

Date: 3/20/2018 1:54:00 PM

i always change those many passwords as they are a lot, anne... can i make it past st.peter's gate?.. soo charming.. happy huggs!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:38:00 PM

- I'm not St. Peter ... I can not answer, Nette :) - Thanks for the lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Amy Sell

Date: 3/20/2018 11:27:00 AM

Sadly, I remember my phone number from when I was five years old better than I remember my work identification number. My parents drilled their phone number into my head just like my sister now drills my niece and nephews on their numbers to get lunch at school. As you can probably tell, this resonated with me!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:34:00 PM

- Important to learn from we are children ... infinite numbers we must remember through life, Amy :) - Thanks for the lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 3/20/2018 9:24:00 AM

Hilarious my friend, Anne-Lise! I think I am going to have a lot of trouble getting in! Always my password doesn't match with my username! Haha!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:36:00 PM

- I think some people have a "free ticket" ... I guess you're one of them, Demetrios :) - Thanks for the lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/20/2018 8:55:00 AM

Love it sunshine, sometimes you tap in the wrong number, always happens when there's a queue. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/20/2018 9:28:00 AM

- I'm sure there will be queue here too, Tom :))) ... we must tattoo the number on our arm or foot - Thank you for your visit and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

Date: 3/20/2018 7:52:00 AM

great satire Anne Lise we seem to need a 4 digit number for so many things its no wonder we get confused:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:53:00 PM

- Every day we use a password or a code, Jan :) - Everything can be opened with a number - Thank you for your visit and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Vijay Pandit

Date: 3/20/2018 6:47:00 AM

Enjoyed reading this fun story, Anne Lise. So many passwords to remember..life is getting more complicated every day!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:49:00 PM

- Too many, Vijay :) - Thank you for your visit and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Maria Williams

Date: 3/20/2018 6:36:00 AM

A scary thought this if we had to remember a password to enter those Pearly gates. But I'll be right I always remember passwords Lol. Good one Anne-Lise....Maria xxx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/21/2018 3:46:00 PM

- Either it's not easy with or without a password and get through "this gate" ... we must give an account of our life on earth, Maria :) - Thank you for your visit and comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Reason A. Poteet

Date: 3/20/2018 6:30:00 AM

Loved it, Hilarious, like recently, when I went to the bank and couldn't remember my 4-digit code for the life of me, or was that at Meijer's? Age is the enemy of the brain.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/20/2018 6:34:00 AM

- Has happened to me too ... had to call my husband :) - Everything has a code today ... no wonder we forget - Thank you for your visit and comment, R.A.P. - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Silent One

Date: 3/20/2018 6:24:00 AM

A satirical look at this, you highlight the importance of remembering passwords!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/20/2018 6:28:00 AM

- We're going nowhere without a password today, S.O :) - Many thanks for your reply and visit :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)