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(Free Poop Testing When You Fill Fifty Years) I've heard a lot but this was a new You are taken with the pants down Fifty years of poop ... Purple in the face of pressure Call your doctor or a plumber A homework ... "do it yourself " not in the presence of another person Good luck ... Happy Birthday "White Wolf" * * * http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/turning_fifty_871616 01.02.2017 Sun :) - A-L Andresen :) Copyright © All Rights Reserved

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John Herlihy

Date: 2/5/2017 9:01:00 AM

What a present and at half a century, a long wait. JH

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/5/2017 12:09:00 PM

- Many thanks John, for enjoyable visit and great comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Darren White

Date: 2/4/2017 1:39:00 AM

Awww, I only find this now! Such a shame. Such a funny and sweet birthday poem Anne-Lise, Endearing and enjoyable

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/5/2017 7:34:00 AM

- Darren, thank you very much for visit and comments :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Harry Horsman

Date: 2/2/2017 4:14:00 PM

great poem to celebrate a birthday with..

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/5/2017 7:33:00 AM

- Thank you very much for visit and comments, Harry :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 2/2/2017 5:27:00 AM

Haha! What a great gift the government has offered our friend, White Wolf! I join in to wish him Happy Birthday! Great thought dear, Anne-Lise!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/2/2017 7:41:00 AM

- An important "gift" ... but, funny ... and surprising when you're not prepared for it :) - Thank you very much for visit and comments, my friend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Wilfred Aniagyei

Date: 2/2/2017 2:18:00 AM

Nice tribute.... Super and happpy birthday

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/2/2017 7:42:00 AM

- Thank you very much for visit and comments, Wilfred :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

White Wolf

Date: 2/1/2017 5:50:00 PM

Hahaha, NOW your comment makes sense! I just found this-this morning, you crack me up, and thank you very much for the Birthday wishes, Anne-Lise. You have a wonderful heart! Oh, yeah, great poem too by the way! haha.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/2/2017 7:43:00 AM

- Glad it gave you a smile, W.W. :)