I just had 19 shots of whiskey, I think thats a record.
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A whiskey glass and a woman's ass are the downfall of many a good man.
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Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
'I drink, therefore I am'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and, furthermore, always carry a small snake.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.
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Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.
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Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case, if it will get the same results. - in reply to comments about General Grant's drinking problems
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.
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Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
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There are people who read too much: bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion. They wander through this most diverting and stimulating of worlds in a haze, seeing nothing and hearing nothing.
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The tools I need for my work are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey.
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Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.
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As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
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Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.
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What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
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Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.
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