It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the Queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.

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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?

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When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with'

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There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone--many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long. Not for nothing is their motto TGIF -- 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.

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Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.

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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.

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