Las Vegas is a town built on bad math.
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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine won't ask me about my arthritis!
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Death is the sanction of everything the story-teller can tell. He has borrowed his authority from death.
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When you come to the end of all the light you know, and it's time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things shall happen: Either you will be given something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly.
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
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Three people are standing in line at a bank. The first one turns to the second and says 'Say, buddy, do you have the t-t-t-t-t-t-t-time?' The second one says nothing. This is repeated two or three time with the same result. Finally, the first man gets an open teller, does his transaction and leaves. The third man says to the second 'Hey, that wasn't very nice, why didn't you answer him?' The second says 'W-W-W-hy w-w-w-w-would I d-d-d-d-d-d-do t-t-t-that and g-g-g-get a p-p-p-p-unch in the m-m-m-m-m-outh?'
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Truth never hurts the teller.
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Luck is probability turned personal.
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That is why you have conspiracy theories because people cannot understand non-linear equations. They cannot understand small things making big effects.
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Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you.
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Two paradoxes are better than one they may even suggest a solution.
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The large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
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Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.
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The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.
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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
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Magic [embodies] the concept of lying turned into an art form.
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