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Quote Left Las Vegas is a town built on bad math. Quote Right
Quote Left When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine won't ask me about my arthritis! Quote Right
Quote Left Death is the sanction of everything the story-teller can tell. He has borrowed his authority from death. Quote Right
Quote Left When you come to the end of all the light you know, and it's time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things shall happen: Either you will be given something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly. Quote Right
Quote Left Three people are standing in line at a bank. The first one turns to the second and says 'Say, buddy, do you have the t-t-t-t-t-t-t-time?' The second one says nothing. This is repeated two or three time with the same result. Finally, the first man gets an open teller, does his transaction and leaves. The third man says to the second 'Hey, that wasn't very nice, why didn't you answer him?' The second says 'W-W-W-hy w-w-w-w-would I d-d-d-d-d-d-do t-t-t-that and g-g-g-get a p-p-p-p-unch in the m-m-m-m-m-outh?' Quote Right
Quote Left A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective. Quote Right
Quote Left Truth never hurts the teller. Quote Right
Quote Left Luck is probability turned personal. Quote Right
Quote Left That is why you have conspiracy theories because people cannot understand non-linear equations. They cannot understand small things making big effects. Quote Right
Quote Left Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. Quote Right
Quote Left Two paradoxes are better than one they may even suggest a solution. Quote Right
Quote Left The large print giveth, the small print taketh away. Quote Right
Quote Left The science of today is the technology of tomorrow. Quote Right
Quote Left Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible. Quote Right
Quote Left Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. Quote Right
Quote Left Magic [embodies] the concept of lying turned into an art form. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Teller

Quote Left Believers will often believe really good story tellers. Quote Right
Quote Left I have a habit of telling too much of myself, but with strength, I am going to stop telling all and keep it to myself, hard for a person who is a storyteller Quote Right
Quote Left Great storytellers are buried in Mausoleums of marble with statues of angels. Great thinkers are buried in paupers graves with painters and classical musicians. Quote Right
Quote Left The only true forteller of the future is time. Quote Right