Whenever I get dumped (by a girlfriend), I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so it's like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and... get a fake mic, like a celery stick or a pen, and I play any record that features the vocalist Ronnie James Dio. And you can just pretend you're Dio, because on every album he does, he has minimum one, usually three, 'EVIL WOMAN LOOK OUT!' songs.

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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! by

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About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America.

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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

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Literature must become party literature. Down with unpartisan litterateurs! Down with the superman of literature! Literature must become a part of the general cause of the proletariat.

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You know, I'm not one of these people that just because I've done all that I now become Superman. You can't touch me. You know, you can touch me. I'm very, unfortunately, very reachable,

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Now I know I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

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He turns all of his injuries into strengths, that which does not kill him makes him stronger, he is superman.

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Evolution is not finished; reason is not the last word nor the reasoning animal the supreme figure of Nature. As man emerged out of the animal, so out of man the superman emerges.

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I teach you the Superman. Man is something that should be overcome.

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That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown

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