Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, 'Walt, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?' And he says to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy.
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice?
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Ace Ventura: I have a package for you, sir. Man: Sounds broken. Ace Ventura: Most likely; I bet it was something nice though!
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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Animals arrive at the slaughterhouse, many, in a 4D state (dead, diseased, dying, debilitated.) (These animals sometimes go into the pet food tankers).
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Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
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If I'm not back in five minutes.. wait longer.
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When I was 6 my father killed my pet chicken. (That changed his life.)
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A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
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Pablo Picasso resisted school stubbornly and seemed completely unable to learn to read or write. To other students grew used to seeing him come late with his pet pigeon -- and with the paintbrush he always carried as if it were an extension of his own body.
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It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high. Explaining why the hero's woman must get shot
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I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
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In parting I would just like to say... Never pet a flaming dog...
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Never pet a burning dog.
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Psalms 2:7:
I will proclaim the LORD's decree: He said to me, 'You are my son; today I have become your father.'
(NIV)
I will declare the decree of the Lord: He said to Me, You are My Son; this day [I declare] I have begotten You. [Heb. 1:5; 3:5, 6; II Pet. 1:17, 18.](AMP)
I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.
(KJV)
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Isaiah 53:6:
We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us has turned to our own way; and the LORD has laid on him the iniquity of us all.
(NIV)
All we like sheep have gone astray, we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord has made to light upon Him the guilt and iniquity of us all. [I Pet. 2:24, 25.](AMP)
All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all.
(KJV)
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Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals, love them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
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Isaiah 40:8:
'The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.'
(NIV)
The grass withers, the flower fades, but the word of our God will stand forever. [James 1:10, 11; I Pet. 1:24, 25.](AMP)
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.
(KJV)
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Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
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Isaiah 65:17:
'See, I will create new heavens and a new earth. The former things will not be remembered, nor will they come to mind.'
(NIV)
For behold, I create new heavens and a new earth. And the former things shall not be remembered or come into mind. [Isa. 66:22; II Pet. 3:13; Rev. 21:1.](AMP)
For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.
(KJV)
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Psalms 34:8:
Taste and see that the LORD is good; blessed are those who take refuge in him.
(NIV)
O taste and see that the Lord [our God] is good! Blessed (happy, fortunate, to be envied) is the man who trusts and takes refuge in Him. [I Pet. 2:2, 3.](AMP)
O taste and see that the LORD is good: blessed is the man that trusteth in him.
(KJV)
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Psalms 119:89:
Lamedh. Your word, LORD, is eternal; it stands firm in the heavens.
(NIV)
Forever, O Lord, Your word is settled in heaven [stands firm as the heavens]. [Ps. 89:2; Matt. 24:34, 35; I Pet. 1:25.](AMP)
For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.
(KJV)
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