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Quote Left My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Quote Right
Quote Left [And how did he recover the patience that allowed him to await the arrival of songs for his 21st century trio of brilliant, contemplative, philosophical and socially conscious albums?] I just walked away from [the commercial career] and let it dismantle itself, ... I bit the bullet and crossed over that threshold to the realization that I may not be a big star in this thing. Maybe my path is something else. So I just started driving my kids to school and looking out after them. I stumbled onto a fantastic woman and built a relationship and became more solid inside myself and went back to work with a different mind-set, which is to please myself, because it's the only way I can be original. Quote Right
Quote Left My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Quote Right
Quote Left I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. Quote Right
Quote Left I've never minded my kids watching any of the series I did. That's important to me. Quote Right
Quote Left Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own? Quote Right
Quote Left Any time I have to get on a plane and leave my kids for a few days, it's kind of tortuous. Quote Right
Quote Left My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans or junkies. That is where I draw the line. Quote Right
Quote Left I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it. Quote Right

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