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Quote Left The word was born in the blood, grew in the dark body, beating, and took flight through the lips and the mouth. Farther away and nearer still, still it came from dead fathers and from wondering races, from lands which had turned to stone, lands weary of their poor tribes, for when grief took to the roads the people set out and arrived and married new land and water to grow their words again. And so this is the inheritance; this is the wavelength which connects us with dead men and the dawning of new beings not yet come to light. Quote Right
Quote Left The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. Quote Right
Quote Left Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. Quote Right
Quote Left someones married their everyones laughed their cryings and did their dance... Quote Right
Quote Left At one time or another I have insulted everybody, and I am proud of that. Folks, let me sum it up for you: I think religion is bad, and drugs are good. I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun and young people should be discouraged from voting. I think stereotypes are true, abstinence is a pervsion, Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant. I think 9-11 changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points on to Bush’s IQ, I would have started one. I think pornography stops rape, I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag burning makes me feel patriotic. I think death is not the worst thing that can happen. I think people have too much self-esteem, and being drunk is funny. I think children are not innocent, God doesn’t write books, and Jesus wasn’t a republican. I am for mad cow disease, and against suing tobacco companies. I think girls hate each other, no doesn’t always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women’s sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay. We’ll be on for another six weeks here on ABC… Quote Right
Quote Left At fourteen I married My Lord you. Quote Right
Quote Left There was an old party of Lyme Who married three wives at one time. Quote Right
Quote Left Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not Quote Right
Quote Left Lap me in soft Lydian airs, Married to immortal verse,... Quote Right
Quote Left The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married. Quote Right
Quote Left Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love. Quote Right
Quote Left 'What is it the Bible teaches us? - rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith. Quote Right
Quote Left I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. Quote Right
Quote Left Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide. Quote Right
Quote Left It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Marriage Quote Right
Quote Left Yes, I sing songs about relationships on the edge, relationships of all kinds, but remember I did not write them all, ... They are not all based on my experiences. Years ago, I wrote with Dennis Walker and Bruce Bromberg, who were 10 years older and divorced two or three times. They had great senses of humor, which is where lines like 'a boatload of lawyers just sank' came from. It is their stories on Strong Persuader, my breakthrough album from 1986. Sneaking out the window, 'Porch Light,' they are not my songs or lines. So, my life is not as miserable as some of the music makes it out to be. My wife Sue and I have been married for 15 years. She's an actor, but Sue gets the credit she deserves on some of my songs. Quote Right
Quote Left My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind - intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect. Quote Right
Quote Left Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass Quote Right
Quote Left Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to. Quote Right
Quote Left Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good. Quote Right
Quote Left I graduated pretty quickly. When I was eleven or twelve a close friend of the family got lynched. I guess he was about forty years old, married, and we used to play with his kids. I remember the Saturday night a bunch of white men beat him to death at the Decatur fairgrounds because he sassed back a white woman. They just left him dead on the ground. Everyone in town knew it but never said a word in public. I went down and saw his bloody clothes. They left those clothes on a fence for about a year. Every Negro in town was supposed to get the message from those clothes and I can see those clothes now in my mind's eye.... But nothing was said in public. No sermons in church. No news. No protest. It was as though this man just dissolved except for the bloody clothes.... Just before I went into the Army I began wondering how long I could stand it. I used to watch the Saturday night sport of white men trying to run down a Negro with their car, or white gangs coming through town to beat up a Negro. Quote Right
Quote Left Majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But -- like other precious, sacred things, such as the home and the family -- it's not only worth dying for; it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stonewashed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on the shelves at the library. And -- since women are a majority of the population -- we'd all be married to Mel Gibson. Quote Right
Quote Left I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. Quote Right
Quote Left A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. Quote Right
Quote Left There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. Quote Right
Quote Left after making love, quiet, touching along the length of our bodies, familiar touch of the long-married, Quote Right
Quote Left This is the priest all shaven and shorn That married the man all tattered and torn Quote Right
Quote Left Why have such scores of lovely, gifted girls Married impossible men?... Quote Right
Quote Left I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. Quote Right
Quote Left Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Married

Quote Left When your married It feels like a war between Love and hate with the person you're with. Quote Right
Quote Left *When true love exists between two parties especially married couple, it takes tears from death eyes to separate one from the other.* *For the Lord loves true love* *Paciolo Pen Saint??????* Quote Right
Quote Left Like my grandmother always said. Life's a bitch then you get married to one....now go play sweetie. Quote Right
Quote Left Used to have a lot of money, then I got married Quote Right
Quote Left I married the women of my dreams...then I woke up Quote Right
Quote Left Men die several times in life. The time to lose the first lover. After getting married, it is time to lose his wife in old age. Quote Right
Quote Left Treat a new book like your just married wife. Quote Right
Quote Left "If I knew myself any better, we'd be married." Quote Right
Quote Left "Of course I love animals. I married one, didn't I?" Quote Right
Quote Left Married first time at 50 so... "Honeymoon till the end" Quote Right
Quote Left Before we get married, we should be comfortable in our own skin, self-aware, empathetic and kind. If we are not these things then we will probably have an unhealthy marriage. Quote Right
Quote Left Whatever you do in life do it twice. Except for getting married and dying. Quote Right
Quote Left Indeed, exists a perfect woman and she married my dad! Quote Right
Quote Left loving a married man is like cutting your ego with sharp axe,because marriage is no obstacle in love Quote Right
Quote Left A man should stay unmarried as long as possible. But a woman should get married as early as possible. Quote Right