Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

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You want your sister to lose weight, tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey, and you know what, no-one knows what they wanna be when they grow up! you know it takes a little time to find that out. And you, you sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson and the next time he tries it you kick him in the balls!

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

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I know Karate! ...and several other Japanese words.

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No such thing bad student. Only bad teacher.

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I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.

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I am the Fred Astaire of karate.

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