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Quote Left Never strike a child in anger. When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he is recuperating from the measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday. Quote Right
Quote Left A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows. Quote Right
Quote Left What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? Quote Right
Quote Left If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. Quote Right
Quote Left 'In Saudi Arabia, a motorist accidentally killed a monkey on a highway in the Khamis Messeit region. Later, while driving home on the same road, he found monkeys still gathered around the dead animal's body. The mourners spotted his car, jumped on it, and smashed his windows!' Quote Right
Quote Left A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory an empty gin bottle. Quote Right
Quote Left Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, No, thank you, to dessert that night. And for what! Quote Right
Quote Left I told you I was sick. Quote Right
Quote Left When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you Quote Right
Quote Left Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Quote Right
Quote Left My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? Quote Right
Quote Left If I had my life to live over I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. Quote Right
Quote Left If I had my life to live over I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains. Quote Right
Quote Left If I had my life to live over I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. Quote Right
Quote Left If I had my life to live over I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. Quote Right
Quote Left My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Quote Right
Quote Left Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable. Quote Right
Quote Left If I had my life to live over I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded. Quote Right
Quote Left It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. Quote Right
Quote Left If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. Quote Right
Quote Left Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. Quote Right
Quote Left I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. Quote Right
Quote Left We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle. Quote Right
Quote Left If I had my life to live over I would have cried and laughed less while watching television - and more while watching life. Quote Right
Quote Left If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead. Quote Right
Quote Left Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Quote Right
Quote Left People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. Quote Right
Quote Left If I had my life to live over I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. Quote Right
Quote Left Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. Quote Right
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Quote Left There comes a time in all of our lives, when fear seeks an audience next to us and remain. Do we treat this guest as a permanent resident to host eternally, or do we cordially acknowledge their visit...then show them the door? Quote Right
Quote Left Don't confuse potential with reality. Ends up confused, focused on a potential reality. As long as you stay grounded, remember to stay present. No confundas el potencial con la realidad. Acaba confundido centrado en una realidad potencial. Mientras permanezcas con los pies en la tierra, recuerda permanecer presente. Quote Right
Quote Left someone said not to have tattoo, as they are painful and permanent. but said to have kids, what an odd thing to say! Quote Right
Quote Left The myth may be a fictional, non-existence or supernatural phenomenon. We can only say it is behind history, but now, we are passing the real-life events of tragedies that will be no more aftermath history to recall, as we have to live a disastrous life. Quote Right
Quote Left There is no question nor answer, that does not, somehow, someway, begin and end with us. We are our environment. If desiring a permanent, positive change, it cannot come about by saving our climate nor manipulating our politics. No Second Coming, before the first -- self! Change the way our hearts think, and then the earth will become a pure blossom in the Heaven of Eternity. Quote Right
Quote Left I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.—William Tecumseh Sherman Quote Right
Quote Left “Death conveys the timeless truth: the impermanence of all things in the mortal realm.” - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left My memory searches a distant past, where a fisherman and a carpenter worked both the land and the sea. Quote Right
Quote Left The aftermath of war - the only true peace Quote Right
Quote Left If thou are Depressed Thee strive in past If are thou anxious thee strive the aftermath If thou live in peace thee float in presen Quote Right
Quote Left Seldom mentioned, but...without Hermann and Pauline, there would be no Einstein. Quote Right
Quote Left Life has scarred me so,I must leave a permanent Memory Quote Right
Quote Left - Monsoons are not permanent - Quote Right
Quote Left A permanent parade of sorro, obfuscates even the greatest joys and accomplishments of life Quote Right
Quote Left I found among the elms something like the sound of your voice, something like the aftermath of love itself after the lightning strikes, when the startled wind shrieks... a gored-out wound in wood, love’s pale memento mori— that livid white scar... ('Memento Mori' by Michael R. Burch) Quote Right
Quote Left Desde sempre tudo é possível de permanecer vivo eternamente. Cada momento da vida ou a vida em um trabalho deve tornar a emoção da sua execução junto com seus elementos. A aparência do trabalho deve se tornar a própria mudança transformativa em cada momento. Deve entregar àquela pessoa que pensa assim sobre o trabalho e a vida um gostinho de sua Eternidade. Quote Right
Quote Left Maravilha das maravilhas está sempre em apreciar aquilo que é permanente nunca a exceção. A cada dia se maravilhe com o sol, e nunca com o eclipse. Devemos nos maravilhar menos com resultados extraordinários e mais com o esforço continuo de fazer sempre mais e mais. Quote Right
Quote Left I come as the rolling waves in the ocean Seen as a threat to those with evil will And as a fascinating life enhancer to the waterman, Change is constant and so is my mood because I'm alive I am an emotional being I'm the paragon art of the Creator Quote Right
Quote Left A busca êxito nunca é um exercício de fim de semana de meio período. Se for assim, é provável que você experimente uma liberdade de fim de semana em meio período. A busca é por êxito implacável. Ele tem fome e sede. É uma busca pela paixão. Na busca pelo êxito a indiferença não vai dar certo. Permanecer na busca é permanecer tenazmente. Um aperto fraco logo escapará. Nunca nos formamos até chegar lá. Quote Right
Quote Left When depression dies, it happens very quickly, like Superman near Kryptonite Quote Right
Quote Left No início era o verbo. E até hoje permanece o verbo. O "verbum" – as palavras, fazem pensamentos, começam o amor, começam o sucesso dão forma à meta superada e ao dia de vida que passa. Sem palavras nada do que foi feito foi feito ou será feito. AH! Palavras dão forças para fazer mais e mais. Escolha as Palavras que levem felicidade. É com palavras que levam felicidade que cada pessoa tem força para fazer mais e mais. Quote Right
Quote Left Construir memórias no novo dia. Lembre, HOJE é um dia todinho para você e eu e toda a gente trazer a lembrança de fazer um pouco a mais de tudo um pouco. Aqui, também, um novo dia já começa. Pode ser um dia como todos os outros, ou pode ser um dia notável para permanecer na memória. Para lembrar o dia que “vale a pena” é só fazer um pouco a mais de tudo um pouco. Fazer mais é como seguir as "pedrinhas no caminho". [...] e "quase como mágica" o que deseja acontece Quote Right
Quote Left Legado, desde sempre, em todos os tempos, é a lembrança que fica do jardineiro que cortou a grama, e da pessoa que faz sempre um pouco a mais. Tudo aquilo que uma pessoa faz para si mesma acaba quando a pessoa se vai, já aquilo que se faz para outras pessoas permanece como legado. Quote Right
Quote Left #Personal Poetical Quotes# {By Rita Solis Radius} Poesy is like A permanent Breathe... An ever-lasting breathe Which brings Bliss And freshness sensations! Poesy is Floating In the airs Poetry is Present Everywhere ©Rita Solis Radius. July 21 st 2020. Personal Poetical Quotes. All rights reserved. Quote Right
Quote Left Você sempre será mais feliz quando eleva a sua autoestima e a sua autoeficácia. A felicidade pertence às pessoas auto-suficientes e otimistas. O otimismo é um ímã de felicidade. Se você permanecer uma pessoa positiva, coisas boas e pessoas boas serão atraídas para você. Quote Right
Quote Left Never make a permanent decision based on a temporary situation. Quote Right
Quote Left Why I write is in the same vein as why a fisherman fishes. To have a hobby, an interest and a spot on the pier with all my other peers. To be on the water's edge enjoying the ambience, aesthetics, auxiliaries of nature and humanity. And from time to time to cast a thrill, dip my feet and see my reflection. To me that is enjoyable. And in the frame of my eyes, and hopes that is what I want to take home Quote Right
Quote Left "It is a fact that we all going to die. The most important thing is to leave permanent finger prints in someone's life " Quote Right
Quote Left You are a wonder woman even if the world finds no wonders in you . You are a superman if the world constantly tries to stoopify you . Quote Right
Quote Left Somedays I feel a little old, somedays a little strong, but my days of being superman are surely long gone Quote Right
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