There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips!
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There are various orders of beauty, causing men to make fools of themselves in various styles... but there is one order of beauty which seems made to turn the heads not only of men, but of all intelligent mammals, even of women. It is a beauty like that of kittens, or very small downy ducks making gentle rippling noises with their soft bills, or babies just beginning to toddle and to engage in conscious mischief --a beauty with which you can never be angry, but that you feel ready to crush for inability to comprehend the state of mind into which it throws you.
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Honesty is a long lost art form resigned to the archives of famous quotes and a few lone ducks in a pond of hypocrites.
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If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil.
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Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is a sport. Sport is when individuals or teams compete against each other under equal circumstances to determine who is better at a given game or endeavor. Hunting will be a sport when deer, elk, bears, and ducks are... given 12-gauge shotguns. Bet we'd see a lot fewer drunk yahoos (live ones, anyway) in the woods if that happened.
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There are no such oysters, terrapin, or canvas-back ducks as there were in those days; the race is extinct. It is strange how things degenerat...
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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The league won't be hunting Ducks in camouflage anymore.
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Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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Proverbial wisdom counsels against risk and change. But sitting ducks fare worst of all.
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