Donald Trump is Putin's puppet, in fact he's just a fool, he was hoping for a Nobel peace prize, but finished up with sod all.

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There can be no prosperity without law and order.
– President Donald Trump

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So the guy in the Oval Office who spent the last four years calling Trump a Nazi, a dictator, and an existential threat to democracy wants us all to lower the temperature and political rhetoric. The same guy who wants us to reject political violence just a couple weeks ago said “we need to put Trump in a bullseye”. God bless Donald J Trump.

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Donald Trump has trouble with syntax, he thinks paying tax is a sin!—I Am Anaya

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Mr Witmer’s recent vacation to irony:
“your car is ready Mr. Wilmer”
Thank you, Donald.
“It’s Ronald !”
Yes of course it is.
Thank you for correcting me.

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Regarding Trumps presidential victory: You should reserve your passions for eminent dangers. We've been wound up for over a year due to this odd election cycle. We have to unwind especially to not let ourselves to be misled by our own passions. - Written the day after the Donald Trump victory

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Political corruption is when you Google the Wall and the Donald arrives ahead of pink floyd.

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Donald Trumps real Motto, “Let’s make Donald Trump Great Again”

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Donald Trump wants to build a wall along the Mexican border so you can not see all the factories he owns over there!

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I am a cross between Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump and John Candy, so basically, don’t date me, don’t do business with me, and never let me sit on you

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Revenge is sweeter than Mcdonald's Sweet tea!

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