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Famous Dilbert Quotations

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Quote Left Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating and religion. Quote Right
Quote Left The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage--Management. Quote Right
Quote Left Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, work when people are watching you. Quote Right
Quote Left I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant. Quote Right