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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating and religion.

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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage--Management.

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Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, work when people are watching you.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Scott Adams (Dilbert) |

I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant.

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