The "NEW NORMAL" may include
Inflatable "social distancing suits". They would not let you closer than six feet. Shopping would look like a mass Sumo wrestling event.
Electronic "social distancing collars". Now we'll know how Rover feels when he's gets too close to the invisible "electronic" fence.
And in a Biblical throwback.........BELLRINGERS.....
Two soup cans and a six foot string(some assembly required). Ideal for quiet conversation.
Rubber mittens for those who have not mastered the digital challenge of rubber gloves.
Mood masks that will let everyone see how you really feel.
Velcro headrests to keep you from nodding out as you watch reruns of sports events and black and white situation comedies.
A "My Screaming Pillow" soon to be on the market.
A government controlled toilet paper dispenser.
A plastic bag to put your thoughts in before sharing them with others.