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Benjamin Grimm Poem
I am sleeping on this ocean's bed
Contemplating Beauty
That surrounds my soaking head
The beach is a mile or so away
These eyes can still see the Children play
While I'm in Dream
Not to notice or care what it might actually mean
Swimmers
youngsters
Speeders
Soldiers
Are all on the sand without lifting their hand
Sleeping Angels like I
We look above and see a sad expression start to cry
Could God be feeling sad at his WET DREAM gone awry?
WHAT DID WE DO TO LEAVE EDEN HIGH AND DRY??
The question remains just that
As my hibernation concludes
Swimming back,my friends
To a REALITY now at bat!!
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Benjamin Grimm Poem
Sandra was ready to PLAY
but she told me to go far AWAY
A beauty school QUEEN
would be embarrassed to be SEEN
"You're just not my type,Rodger...if ya know what I MEAN?!"
Ok..so I am not quite the STUD
But at least i'm no Elmer FUDD
Nerds hate to be picked out
however,they are no stick in the MUD
She cherishes RICK
Even though he acts like a -ICK
His Abs are lean and MEAN
A Tom Selleck lookalike MACHINE
They like to blow FACE
and spray me with her can of MACE
This four-eyed man with his pocket protector
Just got burnt by Society's perfect RACE
A chump out of SCHOOL
He is forever a FOOL
The Lasses want tight ASSES
Not a simpleton who can't help but DROOL
The world can kick THEE
Middle-class bullies still pick on ME
I only answer to the man(upstairs)
He's the only one to set me FREE
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The truth in SPADE
Inviting to get LAID
Gabbing on-line
Many options to be WEIGHED
Is she(or a He) RIPE-
to be just my sort of TYPE?
Old enough for a MAN-
to get it on in my Chevy VAN?
Never really FOOLED
Since the pocket protector always RULED
New at the chat LINE
Looking for over twenty
Greet 'em with a pick-me-up
"Say..you're lookin' FINE!"
Hate comin'on STRONG
to a Honey in her THONG
Maybe by sweet singin'
a Paul Anka kinda SONG
If she don't like mushy
I'll become John BELUSHI
by Beltin' the blues
In my Blue Suede SHOES
But then AGAIN
Age ain't my FRIEND
Guess I'm DUCKING a -UCKING
Aren't you glad this is the END?
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Timid guy is turning right
A sucker punch
with all her might
Teenage girl of 17
Shows her elder
Just who is mean
Today's young lasses
use more than just their asses
It is a startling trend
when bullying becomes their friend
What can the little guy do-
when a 6 foot cheerleader
takes a sudden swing at you?
Stuck between her fingernail
A fact of life for this 5ft male
Females are not the victims here
Taking no bulls----
while they're spreading fear
Wally and the Beaver Cleaver
getting tackled by Ms.Tight End receiver
Little John in diapers
is humming:I'M A BELIEVER!!
What a way to find
Her high heels up your behind
What's becoming with the Female Gender-
picking FIGHTS instead of using blender?
this new breed of BREASTED fighters,indeed
Goodbye Rocky Balboa
Adios Apollo Creed!!
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I feel that funny bulge a tingle
The mouth was craving for
Doritos and Pringle
Burger King has become the norm
This belly here is weathering hunger's Storm
French Fries Haven
for an old lard unshaven
I'm too late for a Spanish cutie
A fan of grease and some tutti-frutti
Enters the area that I call the throat
Ring Dings and cupcakes
soon they will coat
the layer of fatty flab
by forgetting the diet TAB
Bimbos love A HUNK
But not a dweeb of proportionate CHUNK
A little blueberry POP TART
For the tongue of this aging FART
Cannot savor if you give me that LIFE SAVOR
Leave me with Orville Redenbacher
If you would do me that kindly favor
We all have a thing
for munching on ONION RING
Pass the 1A
and some hamburgers our way
Flavor the bacon
scramble the egg
Mrs Parsons is 25
But already shows it in her leg
Margot sucks on a chip
All she is doing by enlarging her hip
Scotty is being naughty
That's why he's forever on the potty
Frank's sitting on the log
enjoying some HOT DOG
Patty has left for the day
before the OREOS come her way
The end is near
I feel it in my rear
As my once trim line turns jelly
From having too much junk food in my belly!!
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Generation CLASS
Time is showing on our ASS
Bulging hips and aching knee caps
God doesn't hand out an "Eternal Youth" free PASS
Dear ME
The flabs are plain to SEE
I guess we're on our way now
To our advancing DESTINY
It is noticable by any MEANS
Can no longer fit in those sexy Levi JEANs
What do I do when I have to SIT-
and those seam lines start to embarassingly SPLIT?
Women no longer FLIRT
and I can't bend over
to peer under their SKIRT
It is no good to swear and COMPLAIN
All I'll end up with is a brown smelly STAIN
As crazy as this really sounds
Our Generation(and Myself)
ARE PUTTING ON THOSE POUNDS!!
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I became a FART
When mother fed me a lot
Every inch of jelly line
But PA insists:"You're looking fine!"
Searching every so
for a MUSKETEER or an OREO
Every gym teacher will say
TOO MUCH FAT AND THE BAD NEWS WILL SHOW
Egg mcmuffin or a fry
I need a WHOPPER or else i'll DIE
Redenbacher's a CORN
But POPS away the dirty porn
Clara Peller took no BULL
the WENDY'S under her control FULL
However,time became a THIEF
when it was time to give up her BEEF
THE MONKEES sold us on KELLOGGS
Michael J.wanted to share his can of PEPSI
Jason Alexander on his share of the CHICKEN
The TIN MAN running from his CHEF BOYARDEE
As the hunger surges on through this plain
And what is left behind
A HEINES ketchup stain
Our quest becomes a BULGE
It is time to say goodnight
But HELLO to a TWINKIE i'll indulge!
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I used to have a sweet HARDBODY
The babes would be a'whistlin:
"HEY,LOOK AT THAT PRECIOUS HOTTIE!"
Living off of that sexy fantasy
but ,today,the facts are clear
SAY HELLO TO MIDDLE AGE REALITY
Home is where my flab will lie
AGING X'ER and his pounds that cry:
FORGET THE YOGURT
how-do-do-do-
Here comes the double chin
My fate coming true
Father smiles
He points to my SILVER HAIR
But now I can beam and say:
"LOOK MA,YOUR SON IS GETTING UP THERE"!
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he sits in back of the class
The jocks throw paper airplanes
near the chump's little rear
Picking his nose-how gross!!
Laughter ensues
They all like to make fun of him the most
Teacher wants him to wear a dunce hat
Making sport of him is where the good times are at
NOSE PICKER
-SS GRABBER
FOUR-EYED FREAK
and more
The girlies all think he's a PERV
Especially big breasted Linda
She has the nerve
Billy Bully throws his books
Eyeing Melvin with threatening looks
John-boy the janitor
makes him eat some worm
20 slimy ones
to make the runt really squirm
NO NERDS DOWN THIS HALL
so says the dope dealers-6ft5inches tall
Poor Mel of the Dweeb sect
He hasn't somebody who could like him as yet
Some days are for the clique heirarchy
Others can be cruel to the meek and timid
LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS THAT FAIR,IS IT??
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The flab getting clearer
old age coming nearer
My own piece of meat
too bad(she used to be so sweet)
is a butt of nothing(and that is really saying something)
Moby @ick I am
Salt of the sea or just an unkempt man
Unsightly stomach sight
causes girls to react in fright
Melons from the sky
Bikini ladies make me cry
by making jokes:
"You no longer need to try"!
"We like younger types instead of you,UGLY GUY"
"He-men lead the way,their HARDBODIES blow us away"
"Please keep your dreams off and shut-
we don't like to look at fossil butt"
"ME GO OUT WITH YOU?PLEEEEESE-
TRY AN ORANGUTAN FROM THE NEARBY ZOO"!!
You get the gist of what they really MEAN
Slobby fogeys are dirty(SO UNCLEAN)
Man!I have become totally unfit
Smell the DIRTY BRITCHES and hold the stinking -HIT!
Maura wants ACTION
but,not an old man in TRACTION
Paula wants friend(instead of wrinkled men)
BUTT NOTHING
ain't that always the way?
This aging x'er
is putting on his BEN GAY
THE MONKEES are old
The 90210 gang are ancient
It is the fact today
WE ARE ADVANCING
AS OUR YOUTH SURELY SLIPS AWAY
Ringo looks Better than Paul
THEY were young,hairy,and tall
But,
then again..SO DID WE ALL!
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