Butt Nothing

The flab getting clearer
old age coming nearer
My own piece of meat
too bad(she used to be so sweet)
is a butt of nothing(and that is really saying something)
Moby  @ick I am
Salt of the sea or just an unkempt man
Unsightly stomach sight
causes girls to react in fright
Melons from the sky
Bikini ladies make me cry
by making jokes:

"You no longer need to try"!
"We like younger types instead of you,UGLY GUY"
"He-men lead the way,their HARDBODIES blow us away"
"Please keep your dreams off and shut-
we don't like to look at fossil butt"
"ME GO OUT WITH YOU?PLEEEEESE-
TRY AN ORANGUTAN FROM THE NEARBY ZOO"!!

You get the gist of what they really MEAN
Slobby fogeys are dirty(SO UNCLEAN)
Man!I have become totally unfit
Smell the DIRTY BRITCHES and hold the stinking -HIT!
Maura wants ACTION
but,not an old man in TRACTION
Paula wants friend(instead of wrinkled men)

BUTT NOTHING
ain't that always the way?
This aging x'er 
is putting on his BEN GAY
THE MONKEES are old
The 90210 gang are ancient
It is the fact today
WE ARE ADVANCING
AS OUR YOUTH SURELY SLIPS AWAY
Ringo looks Better than Paul
THEY were young,hairy,and tall
But,
then again..SO DID WE ALL!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2006



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