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Butt Nothing

The flab getting clearer old age coming nearer My own piece of meat too bad(she used to be so sweet) is a butt of nothing(and that is really saying something) Moby @ick I am Salt of the sea or just an unkempt man Unsightly stomach sight causes girls to react in fright Melons from the sky Bikini ladies make me cry by making jokes: "You no longer need to try"! "We like younger types instead of you,UGLY GUY" "He-men lead the way,their HARDBODIES blow us away" "Please keep your dreams off and shut- we don't like to look at fossil butt" "ME GO OUT WITH YOU?PLEEEEESE- TRY AN ORANGUTAN FROM THE NEARBY ZOO"!! You get the gist of what they really MEAN Slobby fogeys are dirty(SO UNCLEAN) Man!I have become totally unfit Smell the DIRTY BRITCHES and hold the stinking -HIT! Maura wants ACTION but,not an old man in TRACTION Paula wants friend(instead of wrinkled men) BUTT NOTHING ain't that always the way? This aging x'er is putting on his BEN GAY THE MONKEES are old The 90210 gang are ancient It is the fact today WE ARE ADVANCING AS OUR YOUTH SURELY SLIPS AWAY Ringo looks Better than Paul THEY were young,hairy,and tall But, then again..SO DID WE ALL!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2006




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