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Yokel Poems - Poems about Yokel

A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality: Shaving Ryan’s Privates
...Roll back the clock to Josef Locke (and not before or after), in climes where shrines have names like Knock without provoking laughter. My father was an army man (and yet me to beget), all sp......

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Categories: yokel, military,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
... Written: July 28, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Natasha L Scragg Quote: "Be full of sorrow, that you may become a hill of joy; weep, that you may break into laughter. The core o......

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Categories: yokel, meaningful,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Ductile Grace
... Written: July 26, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Kai Michael Neumann Quote: "Be still, for the silence of God is the language of the soul." by Rumi ********......

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Categories: yokel, appreciation, spiritual,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Twenty-seven Y Word Delight
...Younderward yokel yap Yore Yorkshire yield yeager york-felow Yak yiddle Yammer yack yells Yard yew yellows Yellow-tails, Yellowhammers Yonder yellowfin Yellow yam yesterdays Yuca, yogurt ......

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Categories: yokel, word play, words, yellow,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Carmen Et Error
...What on earth did I do to deserve this fate ? From my insouciance I awoke much too late. 'Tis to Tomi now in exile on the Black Sea Augustus in his wisdom has condemned me. Julia's company ......

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Categories: yokel, history, pain,
Form: Rhyme



The Plot Against the Giant
...The Plot Against the Giant: First Girl When this yokel comes maundering, Whetting his hacker, I shall run before him, Diffusing the civilest odors Out of geraniums and unsmelled flowers. ......

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Categories: yokel, adventure, crush, cute, cute
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Paranormal
...PARANORMAL Zeny Yokel Xeno Wizard, Woolley headed Voodoo, Vagabond Unicorn Tyrant Stupid, Surreal Robot Quirk Pygmy, Pixy, Polygamy Oberon Nar......

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Categories: yokel, 12th grade,
Form: List
Premium Member Mister Sunshine
...He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act. Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact. Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice as sweet as antifreeze. Tells you how he los......

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Categories: yokel, allegory, sunshine,
Form: Lyric
Doggerel I
...Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse A$$tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not my mass, my a$$ dec......

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Categories: yokel, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Where Once Verdant Rolling Highlands
...Where once verdant rolling highlands... Spanned into infinite vista far as these myopic eyes can see now yellowing Whitmanesque leaves of grass encompass field of vision. Nary a dark dreadna......

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Categories: yokel, 12th grade, absence, beauty,
Form: Free verse
Limericks V - Politics
...Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinki......

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Categories: yokel, america, humor, humorous, light,
Form: Limerick
Voluntary Unconditional Surrender Woke
...Voluntary unconditional surrender woke..., Viz hitting yours truly, when yokel egghead doth jinx whereby ye cannot comprehend figurative wimpy vainglory, unequivocally, tectonically, smolderin......

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Categories: yokel, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Limericks
...Limericks by Michael R. Burch Clyde Lied! by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who bragged of his prowess, but lied. To his new wife he sighed, "When again, gentle ......

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Categories: yokel, giggle, light, nonsense, parody,
Form: Limerick
Closed Captioning
...Don Key went hither, thither and yon Plowing fur rows to the crack of Dawn From March to December This upstanding member Served as a yokel phenomenon......

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Categories: yokel, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member These Are the Good Old Days
...It's New Year's Eve -- My wife wants to watch a movie It's also raining like crazy Chicago's weather's not too groovy I have to admit Stubborn yokel that I am That it sure is convenient......

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Categories: yokel, appreciation, film, new year,
Form: Rhyme

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