Yokel Poems - Poems about Yokel

...What on earth did I do to deserve this fate ? From my insouciance I awoke much too late. 'Tis to Tomi now in exile on the Black Sea Augustus in his wisdom has condemned me. Julia's company ......Read the rest...

...The Plot Against the Giant: First Girl When this yokel comes maundering, Whetting his hacker, I shall run before him, Diffusing the civilest odors Out of geraniums and unsmelled flowers. ......Read the rest...

...PARANORMAL Zeny Yokel Xeno Wizard, Woolley headed Voodoo, Vagabond Unicorn Tyrant Stupid, Surreal Robot Quirk Pygmy, Pixy, Polygamy Oberon Nar......Read the rest...

...He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act. Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact. Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice as sweet as antifreeze. Tells you how he los......Read the rest...

...Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse A$$tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not my mass, my a$$ dec......Read the rest...

...Where once verdant rolling highlands... Spanned into infinite vista far as these myopic eyes can see now yellowing Whitmanesque leaves of grass encompass field of vision. Nary a dark dreadna......Read the rest...

...Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinki......Read the rest...

...Voluntary unconditional surrender woke..., Viz hitting yours truly, when yokel egghead doth jinx whereby ye cannot comprehend figurative wimpy vainglory, unequivocally, tectonically, smolderin......Read the rest...

...Limericks by Michael R. Burch Clyde Lied! by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who bragged of his prowess, but lied. To his new wife he sighed, "When again, gentle ......Read the rest...

...Don Key went hither, thither and yon Plowing fur rows to the crack of Dawn From March to December This upstanding member Served as a yokel phenomenon......Read the rest...

...It's New Year's Eve -- My wife wants to watch a movie It's also raining like crazy Chicago's weather's not too groovy I have to admit Stubborn yokel that I am That it sure is convenient......Read the rest...

...Summer Fairy Land Beyond mounds,beyond dells, Thorough thickets,thorough nettles, Athwart sludge,athwart crag, Into creek,Unto mist, I dost err upon the ether crest, I dost stray deep brine, ......Read the rest...

...when into scaly claws, sans first to sixth grade Precambrian relic (Missus Batson, Missus Rittenhouse, Missus Wells, Mister Stout, Missus Shaner, or Miss Rinderle). Invariably the majority ......Read the rest...

...A rhetorical question finds me asking (to no one in particular) why I recall the names of grade school teachers approximately fifty years ago (whose names listed below), when the need to r......Read the rest...

...to say that rumor has it is to say that the World Trade Center collapsed silently and cleanly like oppositely sexed Siamese twins who discovered they could mate I had all channels going full bo......Read the rest...