Yokel Poems - Poems about Yokel

...Younderward yokel yap Yore Yorkshire yield yeager york-felow Yak yiddle Yammer yack yells Yard yew yellows Yellow-tails, Yellowhammers Yonder yellowfin Yellow yam yesterdays Yuca, yogurt ......

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...What on earth did I do to deserve this fate ? From my insouciance I awoke much too late. 'Tis to Tomi now in exile on the Black Sea Augustus in his wisdom has condemned me. Julia's company ......

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...The Plot Against the Giant: First Girl When this yokel comes maundering, Whetting his hacker, I shall run before him, Diffusing the civilest odors Out of geraniums and unsmelled flowers. ......

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...PARANORMAL Zeny Yokel Xeno Wizard, Woolley headed Voodoo, Vagabond Unicorn Tyrant Stupid, Surreal Robot Quirk Pygmy, Pixy, Polygamy Oberon Nar......

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...He’s a broken leg performer with a crooked second act. Went from Brooklyn to Las Vegas with his sarcasm intact. Does a Smith and Wesson stand-up, voice as sweet as antifreeze. Tells you how he los......

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...Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse A$$tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not my mass, my a$$ dec......

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...Where once verdant rolling highlands... Spanned into infinite vista far as these myopic eyes can see now yellowing Whitmanesque leaves of grass encompass field of vision. Nary a dark dreadna......

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...Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinki......

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...Voluntary unconditional surrender woke..., Viz hitting yours truly, when yokel egghead doth jinx whereby ye cannot comprehend figurative wimpy vainglory, unequivocally, tectonically, smolderin......

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...Limericks by Michael R. Burch Clyde Lied! by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who bragged of his prowess, but lied. To his new wife he sighed, "When again, gentle ......

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...Don Key went hither, thither and yon Plowing fur rows to the crack of Dawn From March to December This upstanding member Served as a yokel phenomenon......

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...It's New Year's Eve -- My wife wants to watch a movie It's also raining like crazy Chicago's weather's not too groovy I have to admit Stubborn yokel that I am That it sure is convenient......

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...Summer Fairy Land Beyond mounds,beyond dells, Thorough thickets,thorough nettles, Athwart sludge,athwart crag, Into creek,Unto mist, I dost err upon the ether crest, I dost stray deep brine, ......

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...when into scaly claws, sans first to sixth grade Precambrian relic (Missus Batson, Missus Rittenhouse, Missus Wells, Mister Stout, Missus Shaner, or Miss Rinderle). Invariably the majority ......

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...A rhetorical question finds me asking (to no one in particular) why I recall the names of grade school teachers approximately fifty years ago (whose names listed below), when the need to r......

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