I bought myself four yogurts
by morn they were all eaten
Bought my kids four more
~ unsweetened
Categories:
yogurts, children, food, fun, mother,
Form: Rhyme
as not you with yarmulke
delivering yogurts past the age of curdle
what you asked from me a cuddle
as in a tent you phantom
I'll be drooling for thank you
your mistake
as many tests show will be a park ranger
to deliver needles clean the life of certain
as a choice and not sunday school
waiting in line every saturday for chicken
but the rest of the week peanut butter
to cajoled an heart and a pee
I wish I had a dick to tell you all
and if my dog take a leak on a fire hydrant
no thanks to you
my camp close to the loonies
as discharged not to clog the jail
I kept them quiet at night
with sing song a lullaby
and one two three may be a tree
get your broom to make it clean
Categories:
yogurts, art, , Lullaby,
Form: Blank verse
Pooperoni
A team in Spain is striving
To create a healthy meal
Using baby poop bacteria
Now I swear this story’s real
A team of science testers
With a team of mid-wife wipers
Scrapped and squeezed the samples
From a pile of dirty diapers
The theory is like yogurts
With their probiotic bits
A sausage would be healthy
Using parts of baby ****s
I am sure the tester’s parents
Are proud of their offspring
Getting paid to sift through baby poop
The praises they must sing
Oh dear, I fear I have digressed
So let me bring back up these tests
The probiotic benefits
Are stress relief and healthy ****s
The burning off of belly fat
Lower inflammation - things like that
The yogurt market they can’t breech
But sausages are in their reach
The probiotics bring a flavor
Tangy like the Spanish favor
No actual baby poop was used
Bacteria was just infused
Into some links of Spanish “fuet”
That tasted fine with no dispute
It’s just the thought of baby poop
Simply makes my taste buds droop
Baby poop bacteria can help to make you healthy
But if you were to peddle it, I fear you won’t get wealthy
Uncle Mike
Categories:
yogurts, baby, food, health,
Form: Rhyme
The sign grabbed my attention;
It was bold as it could get.
The question that it asked was,
“Have you had your breakfast yet?”
Some volunteers were handing out
Free yogurts on the street.
I’m sure, to some, this would appear
To be a tempting treat.
But many people shook their heads,
Despite it being free;
Among those who refused the offer,
One of them was me.
I hadn’t had my breakfast yet
But there was no debating,
For I was headed home and knew
My bagel was there waiting.
Categories:
yogurts, food,
Form: Rhyme
Add some water
Bring to boil slowly
Condiments will come later
Dolloped desire dropped in
Edibles let her entice
Fresh with filled flavor
Grown lovingly at home
Heartily stirred to cooking
I read the recipe and see
Jelled images of repast
Kindly koshered believers
Larders of lowfat love
Milking a midnight marinade
Nourishing nocturnally
Organic ardoured nutrition
Potluck or purposefully
Quinoa ingrained meal
Recipes of relish
Soul food sweet and sticky
Unseasoned and unwritten
Victuals for vegans
Whole meal and rice
Xanthan gum aside
Yolks and yogurts
Zealously zigzag alphasoup
© Goode Guy 2012-01-26
glue ten free soup
Categories:
yogurts, fantasy, food, love, passion,
Form: ABC
Apple crumb and angel food cakes
Butterscotch banana shakes
Chili, Chinese, cheese, and chips
Doughnuts, deviled eggs and dips
Éclairs, English fish and chips
Fudge, fondue, fritters and French crepes
Guacamole, gumdrops, frosted grapes.
Hash browns, hot dogs, ham and honeyed scones
Italian food and ices, ice cream cones
Jelly rolls and jelly beans
Kish kabobs and Krispy kremes
Lemon pies, lasagna, luau barbecue
Mexican, mac and cheese, and spicy meatballs too
Nachos, noodles, nutty things
Oatmeal cookies, onion rings
Pizza, popcorn, party spreads
Quickie burgers and quick breads
Rum raisin ice cream, roasted meats
Spaghetti, shepherd’s pie, and sweets
Tacos, tuna, teriyaki,
Upside down cake. Are you hungry?
Veggie soups (though some are awful)
Waldorf salad, won tons, waffles
X-tra servings, Xmas treats
Yogurts sprinkled, yams baked sweet
Zucchini’s all that’s left to eat!
(for the new Anything Goes contest)
Categories:
yogurts,
Form: ABC