Pooperoni

Pooperoni A team in Spain is striving To create a healthy meal Using baby poop bacteria Now I swear this story’s real A team of science testers With a team of mid-wife wipers Scrapped and squeezed the samples From a pile of dirty diapers The theory is like yogurts With their probiotic bits A sausage would be healthy Using parts of baby ****s I am sure the tester’s parents Are proud of their offspring Getting paid to sift through baby poop The praises they must sing Oh dear, I fear I have digressed So let me bring back up these tests The probiotic benefits Are stress relief and healthy ****s The burning off of belly fat Lower inflammation - things like that The yogurt market they can’t breech But sausages are in their reach The probiotics bring a flavor Tangy like the Spanish favor No actual baby poop was used Bacteria was just infused Into some links of Spanish “fuet” That tasted fine with no dispute It’s just the thought of baby poop Simply makes my taste buds droop Baby poop bacteria can help to make you healthy But if you were to peddle it, I fear you won’t get wealthy Uncle Mike