2022 Rental Rebate Plus Affordable Rent Yippee Yi Yo 1
courtesy of management in general
and particularly Jackie Geiger
assistant property agent.
One benefit living social
at Highland Manor Apartments
until decrepit and bent...
constitutes qualifying for reimbursement
direct deposited into checking
as chump change event,
hence one generic grateful gent
feels self satisfied as Clark Kent.
After broken wing and prayer
granted courtesy The Flying Tigers
at long last located valuable information
issued December of each
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Categories:
yippee, appreciation, april, blessing, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
2022 Rental Rebate Plus Affordable Rent Yippee Yi Yo 2
Chalk up the above
tummy knocker round
motley fool whimsical caprice
forever one generic
(ewe among us) scapegoat
bullied, lambasted, ostracized...
simian still silently suffering
life threatening wounds
since no protective Jason,
nor the Golden Fleece
shielded me against
Tormentors of Torghast even after
becoming gratefully dead,
struck by lightning bolts well greased
they will still increase
only difference when nonexistence prevails,
versus while given lease
as run(t) of
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Categories:
yippee, america, appreciation, april, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
Yippee Ki Yay Die Hard Tribute
A tradition of the holidays
no need to take a survey;
John McClane firing
Hans Gruber falling
just reply with Yippee ki yay.
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Categories:
yippee, holiday, humor,
Form: Limerick
Whoopee Tie Yuh Yippee
An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck
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Categories:
yippee, word play,
Form: Limerick
Yippee High Bow
Yippee High Bow
Repeat after me
Hippee Y Bow I say
He shakes his head, but is still patient
Yippee
Yippee
High
High
Bow
Bow
I smile at him. He is four. “What does it mean?”
“It means I love you, you are my sweetheart.”
I will remember this forever.
Yippee High Bow.
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Categories:
yippee, grandchild, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents,
Form: Free verse
A Million Dollars Yippee
A million dollars!
Are you kidding me?
I would have been happy with a million cents,
A million fried shrimp, a million point on Allpoetry.
But a million dollars!
What?
You are not kidding, right?
First I dance around the room, then I get all my lists out.
I have been thinking about this for years.
I want my own fire truck - not
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Categories:
yippee, funny, hilarious, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Yippee-Ki-Yay
There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a frog in some hay
Together they would roam
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day
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Categories:
yippee, earth day, giggle, humor,
Form: Limerick
Yippee-I-O-Ki-Ay
Ben raised up a dern disappointment, Daddy, well, he wanted a boy.
Wasn’t nothing under the bleeding red sun Ma could do but keep on a tryin’
Ya’siree, she was one branded filly and dern iffin that filly didn’t birth a maverick.
Daddy, well he had him some hard times a com’n
and he didn’t ev’n try to
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Categories:
yippee, adventure, allegory, introspection, satire,
Form: Cowboy Poetry