Etty Kett
...Who the hell is Etty Ket
To keep interfering in my life?
I keep hearing its not Etty Ket
From my very soon to be wife.
I bet she was a Victorian
With a long pointy nose
Red flanellette bloomers...
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Categories:
worthies, culture, nonsense, perspective, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Avalanche
...Sitting up there on your snowy mountain peak
Once born with the Christian name of Pete
But Peter was a Saint for which you are not
You’re not Gods creature; hell’s where you’ll rot
You have now...
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Categories:
worthies, abuse, anger, anxiety, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
When Merit Pay Would Save Money
...When Merit Pay Would Save Money
By Elton Camp
Miss Grundy’s the best teacher at school
Yet paid no more than its biggest fool
If he has the same experience and degree
How that’s fair is ne...
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Categories:
worthies, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Golden Calf
...A Golden Calf came through our old town for people to worship whether deft or daft.
If anyone impedes this Olympian flame in disporting procession coming from this flawed
home (like all ours) of d...
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Categories:
worthies, sports,
Form: Free verse