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Windbag Poems - Poems about Windbag


Premium Member Head Knocker
...Stop your balderdash and poppycock You're the biggest windbag on the block Everything that you've said Must have gone to your head Cuz your head's as large as Plymouth Rock......

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Categories: windbag, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Or Windbag
...The windbag fiddler felt windless and bent idling nigh some trees. It was after a time had spent that he heard an amazing sound. A frog was propped half-way upon his fiddle strummed ......

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Categories: windbag, analogy,
Form: Verse



Off the Beaten Track
...A plethora of attention focused on twentieth anniversary regarding terrorist attacks upon American soil nine eleven two thousand and one, thus Schwenksville poet opted for his best métier write......

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Categories: windbag, 12th grade, adventure, courage,
Form: Rhyme
Fraudian Slip
... Don’t pardon those demockratory quips, them dishonest mistakes Unless you love walking thru a field of verbal cow chips Beware! Aye lips very often halitosis snip Here is a rue unpa......

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Categories: windbag, corruption, humorous, muse, word
Form: Rhyme
Unavoidable To Deny Praising Urination and Defecation
...Yet upon another reflexive routine dash skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened with idea praising basic vital functions aware requisite elimination of liquid and/or solid waste any obstruction d......

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Categories: windbag, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Elegy



Obsequious Odor
... Brown nose, head bowed low Sniffing submissively so Wag the sniveling tongue, show the power privileged ones much servile love Catch the prime scraps tossed from your master’s ta......

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Categories: windbag, allusion, imagery, psychological, senses,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Oh, March
...Oh, March you pompous windbag howling in the hollows of Winters fade. Scattering Fall’s gold across warmed mud, billowing tree bound plastic bag kites, hoisting the weightless hawk. Oh Mar......

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Categories: windbag, confusion, march,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Thar Blows Maria: Collaboration With New Additions
...Too many hurricanes are causing havoc this season. We might as well have a limerick collaboration about them since they seem to be in the news. Please join in by sending me your limerick in a soup ......

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Categories: windbag, storm,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Nag Nag Nag
...All the old woman does is nag, nag, nag. How do I get rid of the old windbag? There is a bumper crop when she goes nonstop. For peace and quiet, is there a price tag?......

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Categories: windbag, nonsense, people,
Form: Limerick
Who Is My ' Not-I'
...It’s a tough , tough call Too..too many things to recall A few sticking on as remembrance. Too horrid or huge or humorous A bundle of points ponderously fall, While I try encrypting into my scraw......

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Categories: windbag, life,
Form: Free verse

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