Wifie Poems - Poems about Wifie

...“Gaun an bile yer heid” he bawled oot, As he stood in the middle o the cobbled street. Tae nae yin in particular. Did he vent his anger. Fu as a whaulk he staggered and swayed Wan pin rooted tae......Read the rest...

...Funny the things that stick with you like gum beneath the table as the years go by. My brains goes as far back as three solar circuits; big bro put the Wonder bread in the microwave (package and......Read the rest...

...I love my wife with claws so sharp Tentacles sure to squeeze me tight The fangs that sink into my heart Consuming blood for pleasure Keeping me alive vampire like for money One eye positioned......Read the rest...

...Marry Your Best Friend To Get the Best of Both Worlds Not many can claim they met their spouse in a battle of wits much less the fabled (don't believe a word of it!) Internet. But my uncle, he's......Read the rest...

...The salesman offered free gas for a year, If Gus would buy a brand new Buccaneer! Gus exclaimed, "Is this for real?" Wifie said, "Forget the deal! You are full of ga......Read the rest...

...Since I have always happy been with my own very girly skin, I doubt that I could ever be a great model of masculinity. In the mirror I haven’t had to face hairs growing out all over the place and wh......Read the rest...