Once, A Pong Of Thyme
...Once a pong of thyme
Adrift upon a gentle breeze
It’s herbal scents did find me
And it brought me to my knees
For once a pong of thyme
Inhaled by pauper or by king
Has that man an allergy
Th...
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Categories:
whiffy, humor,
Form: Rhyme
It Socks To Be Me
...I am a solo sock mismatched again,
Insouciantly sorted out by men.
I’m worn and torn, my shelf life so unfair -
Old sole cast off without my perfect pair.
My oxygen runs low in dampened h...
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Categories:
whiffy, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Animal Antics
...Freddie the goat was as wide as a boat
His hair was long, tangled and whiffy
He asked Maisie the cow could she help him right now
And she mooed she would in a jiffy
Joey the horse said with som...
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Categories:
whiffy, children, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Richard the Third - a Poem Especially For Amelia
...Amelia she loves to chat and tells an amusing story
But dear readers BEWARE – this one’s a little gory
She worked long hours at night as a barmaid
It was a job she loved and good wages she got paid
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Categories:
whiffy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The Seat By the Toilet
...The Seat by the Toilet - Rob Barratt(rbarratt@cooptel.net)
Yes, the seat by the toilet’s
The best by a mile; it’s
The only seat in which to sit
In the seat by the loo
You’ve a wonderful view
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Categories:
whiffy, funny
Form: Verse