Whiffy Poems - Poems about Whiffy

...I am a solo sock mismatched again, Insouciantly sorted out by men. I’m worn and torn, my shelf life so unfair - Old sole cast off without my perfect pair. My oxygen runs low in dampened h......Read the rest...

...Freddie the goat was as wide as a boat His hair was long, tangled and whiffy He asked Maisie the cow could she help him right now And she mooed she would in a jiffy Joey the horse said with som......Read the rest...

...Amelia she loves to chat and tells an amusing story But dear readers BEWARE – this one’s a little gory She worked long hours at night as a barmaid It was a job she loved and good wages she got paid ......Read the rest...

...The Seat by the Toilet - Rob Barratt(rbarratt@cooptel.net) Yes, the seat by the toilet’s The best by a mile; it’s The only seat in which to sit In the seat by the loo You’ve a wonderful view ......Read the rest...