Whelk Poems - Poems about Whelk

The Elk

...
There once was an elk a lonely elk
not a wapiti or moose
who had no friends not even a whelk
so he went in search the silly goose
hoping for the milk
of elkish kindness
with another o...

Miss Capo

...Might in want shall 
her gentlemen speak
to have his trusted 
woman take his
 hand.
She gives as much as
she takes
he looks to mornings
to smile
might she kiss him to
began the day


Wha...

Robbie - Ham Guilty For Gobbledygook

...I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook...
and ruffling turkey feathers!

An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith
once, a former main lion resident 
living social where Tigress and Euphrates 
con...

Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away

...Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the size of
Mar A Lago type getup),

sans human waste
(after flushing...

Ocean Walk

...under a delightful moon
      air silvermist due to drizzling rain
  a pale patina rode wavetops
              of the mystic sea

creamy waters washed across my feet
depositing opaline conchs, ...

I Ham Quill Tee For Gobbledygook

...I ham quill tee for gobbledygook...
and ruffling tail feathers!

An innocent miss steak kin...
once former main lion den cha hoard servant,
resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar
hoof faux whatev...

A Shell Tells

...A whelk shell on the bathroom windowsill
reflects modest colours curled twirled around
its helix. It takes me back to where I found
this gastropod with others dumped as spoil

over a bank behind...

Whelk Come Chirping Crickets

...Donald Trump, Lemony Snicket ghost Spiro
Agnew, plus knowledgeable Jiminy Cricket,
all reliable, trustworthy sources, who
would never misinform gullible traveler
I know time to lather up 
with p...

I Ham Guilty For Gobbledygook

...I ham guilty for  gobbledygook...
and ruffling turkey feathers!

An innocent miss steak kin...
once former main lion,
resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar

ring beastie boy, who doth
newt pra...

Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away

...Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the size of
Mar A Lago type getup),
sans human waste
(after flushing)
...

Braggadocio Haint the Style of This Whelk Hooked Sluggish Autodidact

...Nay, despite failing to make the grade,
     this bluesy well red, duff mute 
     average white band hit,
     hard knock school alumnus
jack of all trades master of none bumped along

     po...

My Blue Cheese Is

...I remember the day I ate a whelk,
A day I'll not forget.
Like chewing on a leather belt,
I broke into a sweat.

Sticky bits and slimy stuff
Were clinging to my teeth.
Nearby was an empty sink,...

A Fishy Tale

...Said a Cod to a wise old Eel,
I would like to know how you feel?
Though people snack on dips,
Lots more eat fish and chips.
They say it has great meal appeal!

Said the Eel to the wise old Cod,...

Limerick of the Day Daddy's Soup

...Daddy didn't seem to be playing with a full deck
                      He whaled the tar out of Rosalind's Florida whelk
                                      This whelk was a snoop
              ...

Beachside Food and Drink Slinks

...A is for algae, red, green, blue cells, soaking up sun, sliming teeth 
B is for bacterial mat, clumping underneath, earliest born, never asleep

C is for coral reef, the place we all find cover or th...

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