We Are Not Amused Poems - Poems about We Are Not Amused

Where did I get these grandma hands? Yesterday I was sixteen Driving my first car A Ford I bought from Joey K I blew the doors off it My skin is mottled; I look like a distorted giraffe One who is limping a little and needs a walker in the winter When arthritis in his ankles flare up When did my neck get...

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You're funny why you always have been impatient when it came to the simply pleasures of life fighting over phone time finally sending me all those cards birthday valentine days Christmas Easter or just thinking of you the cat putting his paws in the fish tanks finally your release leaving Liza and my ex at...

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fell out with my muse formed incompatible views became quite a feud sparks and flashes would not fuse crap...

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i would rather spend seconds with your smile than hours with your frown so your majesty i am here to please after the applause as your court jester i will juggle my balls and then shake my sock covered bauble but while thinking what a fool i am i should have dressed while trying to arrest you as your slow dancing policeman...

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my muse threw the food i made for breakfast across the table no burnt toast once i confused my muse with a guitar trying to strum her deconstructionalism all over again as she turned into a Pete Townshend and said, "Who?" smashing a 1978 Martin dreadnought once when i refused but she already knew for shes my muse wrote a poem about her penguin feet she said, "You leech. That was a secret between you and me." but i told her,...

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O~ what dread My muse in bed Dear me~ that's ink she's bled Tried sopping it with bread Her boots been filled with lead I think she's good as dead O~ good grief she said Shaking her head You've been misled You plain misread She left her body there and fled AP: Honorable Mention 2025 Submitted on August 4, 2020 for contest FAVOURITE POEM IN RHYME FROM...

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Oceans, woods, abused, confused! Mother nature not amused! Her bellies aching. Mistakes we're making! Time pollution was defused! There is an old man of the ocean, To marine life is his devotion. We have to put right, Marine waters plight. Or suffer our own devolution!...

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My Muse Was Not Amused ME: "Muse, I cannot write those words! What thoughts would he think of me?" MUSE: "Child, you must not be absurd. Allow my spirit to...

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Grandmother Is Not Amused By Elton Camp Queen Elizabeth certainly isn't amused That Prince Harry again stands accused Although his latest is easier to understand Than wearing a uniform with Nazi armband But playing strip billiards isn't nearly as bad As some of the things done by Harry's dad Henry the Eighth showed the royals the way They have followed his example to this...

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SOFTLY THE VOICE COMES FROM WITHIN SPEAKING THROUGH ME TO MY PEN ONTO THIS PAPER LAID DOWN BEFORE ME THE WORDS COME FASTER, MORE READILY AS I GET INTO THE RHYTHM AND RHYME I OFTEN WISH I HAD THIS EASY A TIME SPEAKING SOME PEOPLE HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS,IT SEEMS I ONLY SPEAK FREELY AND ELEQUENTLY IN DREAMS IN A GROUP MY VOICE...

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