Wath Poems - Poems about Wath

...The boiling point aproaches like roaches in my appartement I hope you're looking down curiously watching me Cause I'm not afraid to joyfully use prophanity and blasphemy Dare you to charge!!!aft......Read the rest...

...There once was a man from Duluth whose habit was spinning the truth. He had told the same tale (every day without fail; 'twas getting quite long in the tooth). He sat down to drink in a booth ......Read the rest...

...shhhh...please don't tell Jan I tattled on her. Did you hear 'bout Jan's custard a-la-plum While making it she drank far too much rum while on her wobbly legs put mustard in the eggs It was wr......Read the rest...

...When I wath born the doctor thaid "Oh dear I dropped him on hith head" My family thued and we were rich Becauthe I have thith thtubborn lithp Dethpite it all I wathn't thy Jutht an ordina......Read the rest...

...As the autumn and winter seasons inexorably unfold, You can bet that I'm destined to catch my annual cold! I've tried every remedy from the local pharmacist's shelf, Includin' syrups, lozenges, ev......Read the rest...

...GEOLOGICAL HUMOUR A geologist respondent called Smith Answered the newspaper job-list herewith “Man wanted as a field geologist” with Great skill at at finding a batholith ......Read the rest...

...I ONLY SPEAK SECOND-RATE SPANISH I didn’t say it then, but I can say it now - I can say many things in many languages, and how! English, Russian, French and the lovely Spanish ......Read the rest...

...and like theriouthly what wath their problem ith jutht thex the story continues on all the way to newfoundland who sort of did it justice, how jesus even taught them to procreate is beyond me I's......Read the rest...