The Thtory of My Life
When I wath born the doctor thaid
"Oh dear I dropped him on hith head"
My family thued and we were rich
Becauthe I have thith thtubborn lithp
Dethpite it all I wathn't thy
Jutht an ordinary guy
In fact the girlth all thought it cool
I wath a heart throb at our thchool
I have a quite thucceththful life
A houthe, a job, a gorgeouth wife
A ruthtic cabin in the wild
And a lovely little child
When thhe wath born I did inthitht
To be on hand and to aththitht
For I wath filled with angtht and dread
That thhe might land upon her head
And when thhe thlithered into view
I wiped my brow and murmured "phew"
But when they handed me my lathth
I thlipped and dropped her on her athth
Copyright © Madeleine Grant | Year Posted 2014
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