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Funny Watermelon Poems

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Watermelon
I remember the summertimes,
Eating and munching on watermelon
It was refreshing sometimes,
Beating the heat and swimming on
A hot, breezy summer as a skinny boy
Now, I’m a...

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Categories: watermelon, childhood, fun, funny,



Chamelions and Watermelons
CHAMELIONS AND WATERMELONS 

One foot forward, pause a sec
Two foot forward, pause and check
Googley green goggles, round and round spies. 
Slow reptilian eyes spots garden...

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Categories: watermelon, animal, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member The Watermelon Thieves
THE WATERMELON THIEVES

Once when I was oh so young,
My mom decided she,
Would show us where some melons grew,
Beneath some large orange trees.

A farmer man she...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: watermelon, adventure, childhood, family, funny,

Watermelon Felon
There once was a man who was a felon
Who had just stolen a watermelon
But when he swallowed a seed
A little girl decreed
I think maybe your...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: watermelon, funny

Premium Member Sugared Watermelon
Bought a tiny watermelon
Going to cut his top right off
Then cut his round bottom
So he won't topple and doff

Going to gut him with a scoop
Eating...

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Categories: watermelon, family, funny, imagination, seasons




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