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Holiday Warning Poems

These Holiday Warning poems are examples of Warning poems about Holiday. These are the best examples of Warning Holiday poems written by international poets.

Beach Bummer - BAWDY WARNING



On holiday whilst in South Zante
My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’
Found in the jacuzzi
With fat floozie Susie
He’s no chance of coitus with aunty!
 
Aunt Bertha's...

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Categories: warning, betrayal, holiday, humorous,

Merry Tripledemic

Take care of yourselves this holiday season.
This winter brings RSV, Covid and influenza,
so be calm and use your sense of  reason!

Included….is an informational link...

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Categories: warning, encouraging, health,

Terrorism Warning For Thanksgiving

This antique house has old bowels
An attack could give us the scowls
The toilet must flow
And we want you to know
It’s bad if you flush paper...

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Categories: warning, evil, heartbreak, holiday, pain,

Warning Behavior

well now, let’s see, 
if you live in “the land of the
free,” 
you get to see people get blown
away at a higher frequency these days,
because...

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Categories: warning, life, dream, people, dream,