Humorous Wanted Poems

I think after all grace fails – 
man not, in time, making it 
far enough out~ too late bails
to a fresh planet uninhabited,

much like ours...

Read More

I wanted to buy Walmart stock
My husband said it was a bad deal
It would never increase in value
I had a different idea, but he is...

Read More

We always wanted a wife, my husband and I.
He wanted one he could order about.
Laugh. Snort. Snarl. Growl….
I wanted one to do the dishes.
 
We...

Read More

Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...

Read More

Two Poems



Avariciously she wanted to be a poetess

Cryptic colloquial eloquent words possessed

Often elusive eschewed from the theme

Limericks and rhymes avoiding etymology means

She an emissary of...

Read More

Looking under a leaf
In search of a caterpillar thief
Pinched a tomatoes cheek
Oh what a creepy creep

He's a very deliberate critter
She cried that hairy worm bit...

Read More

Terry Wanted Me To Write a Poem

Was talking with my friend Terry
from England via an internet
message. He wanted me to
write a poem about my wife's
accident...

Read More

How I so wanted to believe they were gay.
(for Dr Liam Fox MP and Adam Werritty xx).  

If only those meetings, evenings and trips...

Read More