Friend Terry Wanted Me To Write a Poem
Terry Wanted Me To Write a Poem
Was talking with my friend Terry
from England via an internet
message. He wanted me to
write a poem about my wife's
accident so here it is.
Guess what, my wife got caught
Speeding in a small parking lot
Oh my and for goodness sakes
She forgot to put on her brakes.
Somewhere has to be a catch
On his car hardly saw a scratch;
So sins confessed to the Pope
See scratch must use a microscope.
Tiny scratch sure seemed so small
No one could hardly see it at all
Worst thing that a person hates
Sharp increase in insurance rates.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
River Sea Plantation
Bolivia, NC
Biggest joke of it all is my wife
and I have been driving for fifty
years and never received a ticket
or traffic citation in our whole lives.
Can you beat that or anyone else's
prices for that matter.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016
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