Funny Wanted Poems
These Funny Wanted poems are examples of Wanted poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Wanted Funny poems written by international poets.
I Always Wanted To Be CheeseI always wanted to be cheese the blowtorch said.
The opossum thought this funny but had to play dead.
There was a brick of cheese wrapped in...
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wanted, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
The Teen Who Wanted a BashThere once was a teen named Ash
Who wanted to have a bash
He could almost buy
A bottle of rye
But he just shaved his moustache!...
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wanted, age, desire, drink, funny,
Things I'Ve Wanted To BeThe things I've wanted to be
Is a list running to eternity.
Once an administrator,
The head command orchestrator.
Perhaps an artistic brush
To paint life with colors fresh.
Or a...
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wanted, confusion, funny,
We Always Wanted a Wife My Husband and IWe always wanted a wife, my husband and I.
He wanted one he could order about.
Laugh. Snort. Snarl. Growl….
I wanted one to do the dishes.
We...
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wanted, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Help WantedHelp wanted. See the details below.
I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor,
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...
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wanted, funny love, humorous,
When Santa Wanted a LiftThe winter weather was bad, snowed heavily that year,
Santa was late dressing up and putting on the head gear.
He needed then to hurry up to...
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wanted, christmas, funny,
I Wanted To Write a Poem About HateI wanted to write a poem about hate…
as a way to understand it
but the more I tried…the more this poem…
didn’t go the way I planned...
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wanted, hate, love,
In My Childhood I Wanted To Be a Viking Or a VandalIn my childhood I wanted to be a Viking or a Vandal.
Alas, my friends! My dreams was not fulfil.
And now, watching the Hollywood's sex scandal,...
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wanted, funny,
I Wanted To Take the AntidepressantI wanted to take anti-depressant
By mistake I took anti-perspirant.
Sadly, I'm not in a cheerful mood,
But, I'm smelling pretty good!...
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wanted, funny,
Wanted-New WordsI went and placed a wanted ad
Inside my local discount rag
Hoping someone somewhere might have
Some new words they could send my way
I've started feeling slightly...
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wanted, funny, humor,
Wanted -Thief CaterpillarLooking under a leaf
In search of a caterpillar thief
Pinched a tomatoes cheek
Oh what a creepy creep
He's a very deliberate critter
She cried that hairy worm bit...
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wanted, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Or Maybe She Wanted Some SleepBeneath her window all week long
He’d serenade love with a song
Yet no one dare brave
To tell her young slave
The address she gave him was wrong...
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wanted, funny, humor, love,
Wanted: MongooseWANTED:
Mongoose!
I need to borrow a mongoose!
I'm tired of this snake in my house!
And turn that little rascal loose
On every lizzard, snake, and mouse!
No--wait! Not the...
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wanted, allegory, animals, funny, satire,
Cupid WantedI thought to give his description
and tell why I want him alive.
He often causes adventure,
my life took a certain nosedive.
Standing, he’s five to six inches,
a...
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wanted, funny, love,
Sleep Never Comes When It Is WantedI can not get to sleep,
I have counted many sheep,
I've tossed and turned,
I have been moon-burned,
But still I can not get to sleep,
I've thought of...
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wanted, funny, hope, imagination, nature,