Are you one of them, that never fails
to disgust me, sitting across from me
on public transportation, talking trash
to a dog's head, sticking out of a
knock off over-sized Louis Vuitton.
Are you one of those people,
parked on a park bench, on a sunny afternoon,
crowded eatery, or maybe walking the mall
looking for bargains, sipping a six dollar latte
from Starbucks?
I see you with your designer mini mutts,
heads sticking out of those carriers,
bows in their sometimes dyed hair, rhinestone
or diamond studded collars, polished nails.
You talking to them as if they understand.
Sometimes I wish I had a gun, others
a knife would easily do.
Categories:
vuitton, dog,
Form: Free verse
Do we need all we buy
Or buy what we need
Those in need cannot afford
To be greedy
When they have mouths to feed
Babies crying
Old folks dying
Of the lack of food
All decaying
Bills need paying
The fire needs some wood
Mum is sneezing
Grandpa is wheezing
Dad is not looking good
Got no wages
It's been ages
Since he had a job
He does odd jobs now
As much as time will allow
To earn a few bobs.
Woman passes
Wearing sunglasses
Fashioned by the best
Bulgari Flora
You can be sure
They're more expensive than the rest.
Louis Vuitton
Parisien suit on
Her stilettos are handmade
She has a taste for champagne,
Not cordial or lemonade.
Her hair and makeup faultless
If slightly overdone
She is greedy and thoughtless
And competes with everyone
It is all she lives for
She adores
Her life of luxury
She doesn't acknowledge the poor
Why, on earth, should she?
Categories:
vuitton, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Don't be fooled by the smile of a crocodile
Who appears to be happy to meet you.
For though his grin is beguiling,
In his head he's compiling
Various ways he is planning to eat you.
A croc's disposition is hard to predict,
It's quixotic and largely a moot case.
The main thing he most often worries about,
And what keeps him for poachers upon the lookout,
Is becoming a handbag or suitcase.
Categories:
vuitton, animal, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Brand
I have a woman
Her name is Prada
Like the precious brand
Of Dolce and Gabbana
She bewitches like L'Oréal
Charms like Donna Karan
She sparkles like Napoleon
And wows like Louis Vuitton
Her smile is Donatella
But she waves like Gianni
She is blooming like Ella
And shines like Tiffany
But like a porcelain
She's fragile like a glassware
I know not much how to love her
And handle her with care
*For my daughter*
Categories:
vuitton, child,
Form: Rhyme
HIGH MAINTENANCE TM
In their
unreal world,
women want high-end things,
like Louis Vuitton putting them
in debt.
Trademark - Quintain Poetry Sara Kendrick
Used How Many Syllables
12/20/20
Categories:
vuitton, culture, society, women,
Form: Cinquain
LITTLE FRIEND
I know what you want, so I struggle to get it,
Something comfortable, not the damn ,
But you should take it slow, isn’t as easy as you think,
and be acceptable to whatever life going to bless.
Little Friend
Do you like a fine, cute-looking lady? That’s ok,
But first, we should hustle hard all day,
then don’t worry about luck we going to meet on our way,
Just worried about happiness is the only thing that can make you feel well.
Little Friend
We can go see set at the beach, or travel a mile,
With a bunch of crazy friends, you know it’s good to smile,
You can have a drink or a smoke, what about style,
Louis Vuitton, Gucci or let’s just ride.
Categories:
vuitton, africa, allusion, america, black
Form: Dramatic Verse
Mon Dieu she shrieked, I watched him standing there,
Beneath the Gogh, the suit was Weatherill.
He sipped cognac (Eden de Gautier)
And on his arm some filly from Brazil.
You heard, of course, poor dear, she knew the drill.
What must she think: her dress, she wore Chanel,
The shoes, Vuitton, I thought were overkill
But then she smiled; I swear he almost fell.
Madame, the coiffeur calls please take the chair.
She feigns a smile, the fragrance tastes Patou.
He's suave, he knows, he gently combs the air
And asks, Madame, what can I do for you.
She flicks her hair as if she's in distress.
He knows she knows that men have died for less.
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Categories:
vuitton, humor,
Form: Sonnet
BY EZAR
Georgia peach caramel skin tone love sexy ringtone
Thick body hair long money game in the in zone
Louie Vuitton purse with the red bottoms to match
Walking down the street we made eye contact
Her frame far from the same eyes hazel like the chick from major pain
Mentality I examine myself peecoat
Dress pants and shoes so Iam feeling myself
She walk pass body shaped like a black hour glass
By the way she smelled I could tell she has class
I looked back she looked back we both phased and laugh
I approached with finesse and a gentlemen swag
Small talk lead to looking for a spot at the coffee shop
We sat down as she smiled disussing our professions and learning life lessons
I asked if she would like to exchange information
Yes was the answer that lead to anticipation to romance her
The way she moved was errotic dancer
At the end of our conversation she kissed me on the cheek
Wispered in my ear I am available any day of the week
Categories:
vuitton, care, emotions, first love,
Form: Lyric
Commuterland
Our estate is very posh,
Executives, and oh by gosh
Our Sunday evening cocktails are the thing.
Mortgaged to the eye-ball we are,
We don't even own our own car,
Matter of fact we don't own anything.
We're all driving 4X4's,
And mine's as twice as big as yours,
Every day we drive to kids to school.
Ladies luncheons are de rigueur,
Then they exercise with vigour,
Dipping painted toe- nails in the pool.
We do our bit to help the nation,
Try to combat the inflation,
Knocking back another G&T.
We get all our goods on Access,
And it is the usual practise
Not to actually pay for anything.
From the bank we have to borrow -
Fund our lifestyle for tomorrow,
Louis Vuitton luggage is "tres cher".
Golf club, gym, and school fees rising,
So you see it's not surprising
We can barely pay for the au pair.
We're very nicely ticking over,
But it's not a bed of clover,
Sometime very soon will come the crunch.
Not far off the day of reckoning,
Bank manager will soon be beckoning,
Hope the pension fund will come up trumps!
Categories:
vuitton, humorous, irony, life,
Form: Verse
Buying from the Purse Guy
By Elton Camp
Near our home there’s a shabby store
That we heard had such bargains galore
So we thought it fun if we give a try
To a place that’s named “Purse Guy”
Hundreds of purses hung on the back wall
With surprise, my wife their names did call
Fendi, Coach, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Dior
The place carried these plus several more
At the prices she smiled with great delight
“At the mall, costs of these are out of sight.
I can hardly believe such a reasonable price
For a purse that’s a designer and so very nice.”
With several handbags we walked out the door
And told the smiling man we’d be back for more
The very next week, the store a padlock did get
It seems everything it sold was only counterfeit
Within weeks, the purse bargains of our dreams
Looked bad and began to break apart at the seams
One out of twenty items found in world trade
Are only knockoffs and extremely cheaply made
Buying fake goods we had learned not to do
It costs manufacturers billions in lost revenue
Found a brand name with a price not to believe?
Most likely, some criminals are trying to deceive
Categories:
vuitton, business
Form: Rhyme